Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:THE AGE OF BENSON IS OVER. POWESHOT WILL SUCCEED WHERE HE HAS FAILED.
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bensonites, your leader is crippled. join powershot, and choose success.--207.161.45.59 03:29, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- Do I smell a cage match? --Sir Zombiebaron 03:29, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- Oh wow, jackass is back. Greetings jackass, how have you been? -- 03:30, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
well, asshole. the ultimate and unconditional surrender of benson is imminant. the cage mach will be held. i again will have a machine gun, while you have a small dove on your shoulder.--207.161.45.59 03:32, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- No it's not. You have lost a long time ago. Nothing will bring your precious articles back. By the way, I would still love to hold a duel with you, that is, if your threats weren't amazingly hollow. -- 03:34, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- What would BENSON need a dove for? You could be armed with the entire world's nuclear arsenal, and armor denser than a black hole, and BENSON could still kill you by merely blinking in your direction. --User:Nintendorulez 19:19, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
Wait, what is poweshot? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:42, 22 Nov 2006
- THE ENEMY OF ALL THINGS BENSON. WE MUST DESTROY POWERSHOT! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:14, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- You guys are crazy, its not "Powershot". Can't you read it says POWESHOT, the G is silent. Plus it makes no sense. Hardeehar 04:20, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- I guess it goes to show that the little anon IP does not hold a grasp on elementary school spelling. -- 04:21, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- He must have drug-induced-psychosis, I've seen it before it ain't pretty. I was like that growing up....pretty, I meant I was pretty. No I mean never mind.Hardeehar 04:29, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- I guess it goes to show that the little anon IP does not hold a grasp on elementary school spelling. -- 04:21, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- You guys are crazy, its not "Powershot". Can't you read it says POWESHOT, the G is silent. Plus it makes no sense. Hardeehar 04:20, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. IV, Sec. V:
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--The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:09, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- The Chronicles of BENSON finally look cool. That needs to be made into a template. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:16, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- You're welcome for that formatting doohickey. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:02, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- WE NEED TO CREATE A BENSONIAN BIBLE. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:04, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- You're welcome for that formatting doohickey. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:02, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
Since the original battlefield has been completely decimated by you faggots, I am forced to resume the argument on this page. This war has raged on for weeks, and POWERSHOT has won every single battle with ease. You continually make reference to our hollow threats, well I got news for you shithead, those threats were solid. Everybody who I have addressed will promptly be executed, immediatly following Shark Bite Corporation\'s world domination. Insineratehymn will be first on the hit list. His death will be an example for the rest of benson\'s followers. Your analogy for our cage match is quite comedic. In truth, my gun will have a full clip of rounds left when your body lies on the ground limp and torn in pile of your own bodily fluids. My gun represents the cure to the disease that is benson. Your dove represents your gay sexual preferences. I hate you. Powershot will soon rule this site, and shit on all of you. You have made us a permanent fixture on this site, no matter what you do, the name POWERSHOT will forever live on. The game is not over until we have claimed ultimate supremecy of uncyclopedia. We are for the people, we want change, we want reform, we want want POWERSHOT. benson is done. You have failed as a leader, and we will repair the damage that has been done. Everyone has the right to vote, so I say let them. benson or POWERSHOT, what will it be. -AZAZER – Preceding unsigned comment added by 84.252.146.13 (talk • contribs)
- Ahem, The Final Message. -- 19:20, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- Um, Azazer, you may be counting your votes too soon.--Procopius 19:17, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- I'm sorry but BENSON has won over Powershot when you are forced to continue posting in his domain. The death threats are getting old and I thought I was the first to die =[! Using Gay as an insult is so 2003... --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:40, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
powershot or BENSON
POWERSHOT – Preceding unsigned comment added by 84.252.146.13 (talk • contribs)
- The Final Message-- 19:20, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE BENSON? BENSON IS ETERNAL AND FAR GREATER THAN THOU, AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR QUESTIONING THE SUPREME ALMIGHTINESS OF BENSON. (and for personal attacks) - SIKON, FOLLOWER OF BENSON 18:53, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
LAWL @ PHOTO. Thomas Dewey ftw. --User:Nintendorulez 19:22, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- Benson, hands down. Why? Benson is at least occasionally funny. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:25, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
What the hell? That boogerbrain made BENSON's small, which is a totally original idea that I didn't already use against Powershot! He's so creative. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 01:03, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
BENSON. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:48, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
BENSON. -- 01:04, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
BENSON. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:36, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
POWERSHOT How can you not vote for something potent enough to kill the entire population of the world 6 times over? Besides, benson is incredibly idiotic and stupid and anyone who worships him is just in need of a strong central force to guide them in their otherwise pointless lives. -Sixus the Sixth
- POWERSHOT I'm a rebellious teenager! Mr. Briggs Inc. 17:18, 23 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?
- Why do you even keep doing this? Your articles have forever been deleted, and nothing you say or do will ever bring them back. Also, stop slashying up the forum pages. -- 04:19, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
- Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. Powershot is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Mr. Briggs Inc. 17:18, 23 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?
- Nobody cares about Powershot. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:36, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
POWERSHOT– Preceding unsigned comment added by 72.158.170.25 (talk • contribs)
Death to slashies
- For. And I tried to do this once, and no one listened. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:07, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
- FOR -- 06:15, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
- FOR. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:36, 23 November 2006 (UTC)