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So, that biopic[edit source]

Can you deliver by tomorrow? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:41, Jul 7

Thanks muchly. Now, you get to specify who gets the next bio treatment. They can't have been profiled before - otherwise, anyone with an account is fair game. Who do you suggest? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:51, Jul 7

Question[edit source]

Hi. You sent me a welcome message three months ago. That was when I wrote this question which is still unanswered. Does that mean that you here have no possibilities and/or interest in a cooperation at the moment? --Smilo12 17:09, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you very much for your quick answer. We had a discussion about merging some time ago but it came to no result. I think currently a merger would be the second step. But to show the community's support shouldn't be a great problem. I'll come back to you when that's done ;-) --Smilo12 19:48, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Hello, I'm back and here is the result of our poll: [1] (The statement means something like "I agree that Stupidedia joins the international Uncyclopedia network"). So what's next? --Smilo12 14:38, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Stupidedia is hosted by Hetzner.de (therefore non-Wikia) and the German Uncyclopedia will be informed. We will tell you about their answer. --Smilo12 19:47, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Hi. As you know, the poll in the German Uncyclopedia didn't quite went as expected. So do you already have an idea how a compromise could look like? --Smilo12 11:13, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • We talked again and I think we can agree on this solution: Stupidedia and Uncyclopedia.de won't link to each other, but all other languages can feel free to introduce links to us. The Dutch Oncyclopedia has already promised us to do so. In the said discussion, the most arguments brought up against it are kind of incomprehensible for me. The main point was that they didn't want to link to us because they think that we are too colorful and have too much nonsense. They think they wouldn't profit from our links to them because the clientele is another and their quality might decrease (?!). Also, one user mentioned that he made bad experiences with us because there were many trolls and bad users whom came from us to them. Yeah, I think these are the main points. --Smilo12 13:02, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

Hi EMC! I'm another admin to Stupidedia and since Smilodon is one lucky boy and thus on vacation, I was sent to continue the conversation ;-) Thanks a bunch for your work to get us integrated so far! Of course we're not too happy with how it went/goes on de.uncy but I hope there will eventually be a solution nonetheless. The main reason for me writing to you is that the language code "bavarian" does not really fit Stupidedia. Bavarian is a distinct dialect in German which is why people speaking German would expect something that is Bavarian when they click on a link that says so. In fact, Stupidedia is entirely German (in language! *g*) which is why it would be great if we could establish another code, say [[stu:]] with the title "Deutsch (Stupidedia)" to distinguish the two German wikis? What are necessary steps in order to do so? Looking forward to your answer, --Bernardissimo 19:32, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, so all we need to do is wait? When do you think the interwiki-links will be made available? And what does interlanguage-linking mean? (I mentioned Bavarian since that is what Stupidedia is filed in here.) Thanks again, --Bernardissimo 21:12, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, did you read the message above this one? --Bernardissimo 15:21, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Hi there, we've started linking to other languages - are there any news as to when the other direction will be possible? By the way: personally, I would prefer "Deutsch (Stupidedia)" to "Stupidedia (Deutsch)" because "D" will be the letter people looking for German will head to... --Bernardissimo 17:08, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Heyho. Are there any news about this issue? We got links in the Dutch and the Portuguese wikis, but since then nothing happened. --Smilo12 18:24, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for your efforts! --Smilo12 22:12, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Signpost: normal service resumed[edit source]

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:00, Jul 9

Bios[edit source]

If you want to provide more nostalgic biopics for the USP, please be my guest. The names you've suggested sound good to me, so knock yourself out. If you don't think you're going to get to it, please let me know so I can "enlist" some other "volunteer". Thanks! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:03, Jul 12

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice![edit source]

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Quick note of thanks[edit source]

for the reverts and Ban Patrol report while I was distracted and lost. No need to reply, nothing to see here, this note is probably unnecessary clutter, let's move along. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:00 18 Jul 2010]

Are you upset that there wasn't a page created called "MacMania Can Suck My Dick"? --EMC [TALK] 04:01 Jul 18 2010
I was waiting for that, you know. My 15-minute brush with, er, whatever you call that. But someone (gosh, I can never spell that name right, and that's the only point on which I feel for the vandal) would just have added in a picture of Nixon (wait, that's supposed to be a pun?! I didn't realise that 'til now). Still ... my 15-minute brush will now never be. Darn you, Sannse. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:22 18 Jul 2010]
We spoke too soon. --EMC [TALK] 04:29 Jul 18 2010
Too true. Thanks for getting that on QVFD! Catch you later—MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:30 18 Jul 2010]
[catches breath] Don't mind me, I'm just reflecting. Troll ... in the dungeons ... thought you ought to know. [collapses] MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:55 18 Jul 2010]
Shit. I'm all out of Phoenix Downs too. --EMC [TALK] 04:56 Jul 18 2010
How unfortunate, old chap, I appear to be completely out of Compton. And with me hoping to have a romantic night in with the local constabulary..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

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The template that I'll never change[edit source]

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FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:46, July 20, 2010 (UTC)


Thanks[edit source]

I want to thank you for voting for on my article Dear Mr. Hornet.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 18:33, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Bio[edit source]

So, you gonna get on one of those for us this week, or do I clobber someone else? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:01, Jul 21

Yeah I'll get one done this week. *mumble mumble* --EMC [TALK] 11:11 Jul 21 2010
How about this week? Say no now if not... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:50, Jul 27

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again![edit source]

--Chiefjustice3DS 14:06, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

So It Is Done...[edit source]

...to the point I'm ready for comments/additions/changes, if you have the time...--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:08, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

new poster[edit source]

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Lordarcadian 15:52, July 26, 2010 (UTC)


DO NOT USE COPYRIGHTED WORK WITHOUT PERMISSION OF COPYRIGHT HOLDER: DO NOT SUBMIT COPYRIGHTED WORK WITHOUT PERMISSION!

Re that pic[edit source]

It was just kind of creepy, didn't show up right (his head was being sliced open by the search bar), and was also blocking navigation bar items on loading. As I said in the edit summary, you're perfectly free to revert to restore it, and if you do, I won't interfere. I'm only a low-lifer around these parts anyway. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:23 28 Jul 2010]

Guess I've moved up to middle-lifer since I last checked. From the right was actually what I was thinking, since there's less stuff to be intruded upon that way. I just didn't know if that would have been possible, but evidently it is, so yes. Make it so. Glad I'm not, er, whatever you would have called me—MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:36 28 Jul 2010]

Re: Constipation[edit source]

It warms my heart to see you remember me. Of course, that may just be my bowels acting up. Written anything good? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:44, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

Aww, I was hoping one of my followers would take up the torch after I left. Maybe I should have trained them to write proper articles instead of having them get my coffee. They made terrible coffee, too. Always tasted like spit. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:57, July 28, 2010 (UTC)


Hi there![edit source]

You seem like a pretty cool guy. Would you care to adopt me? I'm a huge fan of butterflies and chocolate. Also, I have boobs. I think that qualifies, right? (BobaSmurfette)

Hmmm. Do you like anal? --EMC [TALK] 05:10 Jul 30 2010

Sure. It's the internet. Why not? BobaSmurfette 05:13, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

If you like anal, then I'll have to redirect you to this adopter per their request. Good luck (bring a condom). --EMC [TALK] 05:15 Jul 30 2010

I tried to contact him, but he isn't responding. Plus, there's a thingy on his page that says he's on vacation. I really hope not. (Nevermind, he's there) BobaSmurfette 05:29, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

I like anal. My talkpage is in my sig. --nachlader 10:01, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Re:thnx2u[edit source]

:D. Thanks! Manyman 01:43, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Where's my money?[edit source]

Bitch.User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:55, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Delay, but with a funny story. Because I never use mail, I put my own address in the center and your address in the top left hand corner. I was also drunk at the time. And being attacked by bees. Needless to say, it was sent back to my mailbox with a note from the postman saying "10th one this week". --EMC [TALK] 02:59 Aug 1 2010
I was going to use that money to pay my bookie. I guess now I'll have to charge interest for the medical bills from my broken shins, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:01, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
My bad dude. But hey...where do stamps go again? --EMC [TALK] 03:02 Aug 1 2010
The same place everything you own goes. Up the butt. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:09, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
Be right back, gotta go feed my cat. --EMC [TALK] 03:21 Aug 1 2010
Ollie told me you weren't joking. You are a sad human being. User:Mrthejazz/sig 14:12, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost![edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:08, 5 August 2010

I finally got the PLS money[edit source]

Now I just need to decide what to do with it. Here are the options I'm considering:

  1. Buy 50,000 shares of BP stock
  2. Beer
  3. Tape it to my nipples

Probably going with number 3.

User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:57, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

The real gift was the revelation about the size of my cock. --EMC [TALK] 04:02 Aug 14 2010
The real 'question is, is it flat like an envelope too? User:Mrthejazz/sig 13:44, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

ADOPT ME[edit source]

please? i am prety new..

RE: RE: ADOPT ME[edit source]

I read them. and, how do you make things appear when you roll over something? and how do you censor things?--i am poiz,i am 173.49.239.254, but i have multiple computers. 19:17, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

i mean, when you roll over it, something appears. when the cursor move`s off, the thing dissapears.--i am poiz,i am 173.49.239.254, but i have multiple computers. 19:17, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

--Chiefjustice3DS 12:08, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

HEY![edit source]

HOW DO YOU MAKE AN OBJECT APPEAR WHEN THE MOUSE GOES OVER IT? AND DISSAPEAR WHEN IT GETS OFF? Sorry, i was agrevated at having no responce.--i am poiz,i am 173.49.239.254, but i have multiple computers. 19:51, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

RE:HEY[edit source]

figured it out, but how do you make pages your sig?--i am poiz,i am 173.49.239.254, but i have multiple computers. 21:36, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

i used a workaround -- Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 16:53, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

Preciate ya[edit source]

User:Mrthejazz/templatespecialaudio

Hey, appreciate your advice and vote on Beige. Ben Stein thanks you. In fact, he made another audio just for the pro voters. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:23, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Bob[edit source]

Can you edit Bob? I kneed more pictures and bible-related things. Cheers! Gomphog 18:59, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:57, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:UnNewsAudio‎[edit source]

Stylistic differences aside, it is not a "more accurate title." The list is not the "UnNews team"; it is the UnNews audio team. Spıke ¬ 12:59 10-Sep-10

"Broadcast staff" is redundant if the section is titled "Audio team". That's why I changed it. --EMC [TALK] 13:01 Sep 10 2010

No, it isn't, as the Audio team includes both broadcasters and writers, the "Other writers whose stuff got broadcast" listed in the following section. The problem is the impression that Section 2 covers something broader than audios. Likewise, it is linked to as "The Team" on the new Front Page, when it is not the team, just one department, and again, there is already a nearby link to the UnNews Audio page. Spıke ¬ 13:41 10-Sep-10

Okay, well feel free to change it back. --EMC [TALK] 13:46 Sep 10 2010
It's the UnNews Team, not everyone listed there has contributed audio -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:48, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

There's no way to disprove this assertion on everyone listed there--but every change I've made or seen this year has concerned only Audio. I would not mind if there were such a list; but this is UnNews:UnNewsAudio. Spıke ¬ 23:26 10-Sep-10

UnNews team appears to include a lot of inactive users. What's the point or do they just stay there, like all the admins? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:29, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

I've thought about creating an "Emeritus" section at the bottom; that might make the multi-column part more manageable. But I don't know who's who, and wouldn't want to take anyone off the featured list unless they're really gone--like, from the whole site, for a year or more. That the list is headed by the Founder suggests that it is to honor past contributions and not just present ones. Spıke ¬ 12:17 12-Sep-10

Hitler[edit source]

Seems that the article has gone radical changes since it was featured. The easiest would be just to revert it to its featured version - but since it's your piece, you want to look at it to see what changes you like and what you want to discard? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:14, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. --EMC [TALK] 03:17 Sep 19 2010
So you want to review it throughly to see if there are any good additions? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:09, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

my userpage[edit source]

do you like my zork-styled userpage?

|-|0\/\/ j00 3/\/\|33|)!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![edit source]

|-|0\/\/?!?!?!10101010101010101!!!!!!--Poiz, look in my info? 20:12, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again![edit source]

Read All About It![edit source]

--Chiefjustice3DS 14:26, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

The economic effects of retarded babies[edit source]

I dunno how much heed you've paid to what's happened around here since you've been banned, but The economic effects of retarded babies went through VFH and whatnot and just got featured and whatnot, and this rather annoyed me for various rather boring reasons. The point is, I have now reviewed it in protest, and am now contacting all three of the original authors that I could figure out in the hopes that one or some or all of you might be willing to heed or at least consider what I have said and work on the piece post-feature and get it as good as it should be. So, for when you return, the review is here; please at least look. And don't hurt me. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 04:06 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:02 (UTC)

Immanent Release[edit source]

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I brought cake and everything. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I brought anusol--Sycamore (Talk) 11:22, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?[edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 05:12, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit source]

--Chiefjustice3DS 16:10, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

I dub thee[edit source]

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Aristocrat en Regalia


This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/The Aristocraigslist

--Chiefjustice3DS 16:14, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

.....[edit source]

aren't i graduated already? i no longer need your help.....--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 17:48, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:23, 16 December 2010

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:51, 23 December 2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:36, 30 December 2010

UnSignpost Delivery![edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:56, Jan 6 2011 UTC