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Custard funk spankers

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 981 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. This is my first time nominating an article for VFD. I kinda don't get this article.. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:07, 17 March 2024 (UTC) Delete. I really didn't get it either. Maybe someone more else would, but not me. 22:53, 4 April 2024 (UTC) Nuke. What in tarnation is this travesty, Sheriff? OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:47, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: -0.5 Elapsed Time: 925 hours
Keep (1.5)	Keep. This article truly is painful to my brain because it's just too funny. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:56, 27 March 2024 (UTC) Weak keep. Could definitely use a rewrite, but I think we should have a page on Fortnite in general, Sheriff. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:46, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. Painfully unfunny and borderline offensive. There isn't an ounce of self-awareness or irony in here; it's just an angry rant from some guy who happens to hate Fortnite (because "<popular thing>" = "bad", as we all know), coupled with a bunch of "random"™ words and phrases with spelling and grammar so bad it's not even funny. I don't think we can save this one. Sorry if I overreacted or exaggerated a little bit, I have a tendency to do that sometimes. A Dumb Cat (she/her)
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Score: 2.5 Elapsed Time: 597 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2.5)	Burninate! Meh quality at best. Not the worst thing ever, but it's not good. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:37, 2 April 2024 (UTC) Control fire. 23:02, 4 April 2024 (UTC) Facepalm. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:06, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments	I'm on the fence with this one. One one side, it's got some quirky math jokes, but on the other side, parts of it are, as the old sayin' goes, "random, dumb, and ran dumb". So I'll abstain from voting. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 23:12, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 597 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	It's so bad it's scary. Mediocre meme. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:51, 2 April 2024 (UTC) It's NOT so bad that it's scary, but it's still kinda not great. 12:42, 19 April 2024 (UTC) okokok lalala --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:54, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
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Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 597 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Nom. A bit... strange, I guess? Kinda old, not very funny IMO. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:54, 2 April 2024 (UTC) Literally just a film review. 12:44, 19 April 2024 (UTC) It's fate to vote Delete.. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:53, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments	This article is not great, but it has potential, and the movie and the guy who wrote, directed, and starred in it deserve to be made fun of. If this gets huffed, I might just userfy it and try to spruce it up a bit. MrX blow me 15:17, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

Score: 0.5 Elapsed Time: 192 hours
Keep (0.5)	Weak Like. I think it simply needs to be expanded and to see a therapist to become funnier and less ranty. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 20:20, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Dislike --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:11, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 86 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	How this got away with not being deleted scares me. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 23:36, 23 April 2024 (UTC) EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! HELP Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:02, 24 April 2024 (UTC) Delete. MrX blow me 15:06, 25 April 2024 (UTC) Put it out of its misery, Sheriff. Looks like the author fell asleep and took a nap when writing this article. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 23:46, 26 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 69 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Delete. Might fit in unfomercials, but it's probably too short for even that. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:44, 24 April 2024 (UTC)
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Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 18 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Delete. Never mind, this is not my first time nominating an article here. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:27, 26 April 2024 (UTC)
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