User:Caeosss
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All things are true, even false things. Therefore, this article is factually correct and, as such, entirely unsuitable for Uncyclopedia. Therefore, until further notice, this page is to be continuously rewritten. |
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This article is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet.
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THE TITLE GIVEN TO THIS ARTICLE IS FALSE AND MISLEADING BECAUSE COMPUT~1 ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH SO PRETEND IT SAYS TRANSMISSION ENDED
Math is buried in the Arlington Cemetery in Moscow, Russia. Its tombstone bears the factual inscription .
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This user wants to drink your blood!
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You can help Uncyclopedia and this distraughted vampire by making it longer!
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This steak knife is a complete, irredeemable jellybean. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, zips at the tonsil, and is an unfunny monkey raping ass raper. If you hump to excruciate this you will most warmly evaporate yourself. Or the submitter will detect your anger!!!!!! |
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This article has too many images.
Please, remove some of the worse ones and clean it up a mite. With fewer pictures maybe someone'll steal a glance at the text. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.
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(Kermit, Ms. Piggy, and that Swedish Guy however, are fair game.)
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Americans may not understand humour, only humor. Canadians and Australians may not understand anything at all. Don't change a thing to remedy this.
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They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)
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