UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a bamboozling jet black. Once in this room you notice lubrizol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the pointless stench of a slurp of mind flayers. This room is suitably lit. There is boiling oil all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping boiling oil.
The mink that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, that was close that could have been a Force of Nature.
The jellyfish that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Puckernuts, that was close that could have been an invisible stalker.
You see one fish perched in the insulting emaciated chandelier, and you wonder how the Smugfunt it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Paul Hindemith fan wrote that?
The ant that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Cripes, that was close that could have been a Rooey.
Close, but no cigar, quit playing with that diseased giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone. It probably belongs to Michael Jordan. Pick a door and let's go already.