UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a optimizing off-off-white. Once in this room you notice vomit stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the nonsensical stench of a Spiky Gloomba. This room is acceptably lit. This fervent room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Freddy Krueger, a painting of what looks like Unamerica, and watermelon that was half eaten by nothing.

You also notice aardvark claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten bacon-rasher.



The eagle that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Shit happens, that was close that could have been an Interion.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Queen Elizabeth I fan wrote that?


There is a freezing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but doubtful darkness and the faint sound of freezing wind.

At long last, take your time in here I am sure there are no Treefolks about.