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The color of the walls are a maturing blue. Once in this room you notice wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the spontaneous stench of a long-legged short-legged cross-eyed knock-kneed bow-legged sailor. This room is often lit. There is no furniture in this room.

You see one camel perched in the cruising bare chandelier, and you wonder how the He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo it got up there.


On top of the beloved stench there is an odor of cherry coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Subsequently, you wonder if Scooter Libby is cooking it, or is it a giant racoon monster thing made of hamburgers or something using food to lure you?

The swallow that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Puckernuts, that was close that could have been a Gromnie.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"...and you think to yourself what Segata Sanshiro fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Hylian would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that centaur. You watch repulsively as both depart repulsively through a small crack in the floor.

Fair enough, an old meme just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!