Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of SVW Burghausen inc.

"The natural Antarctic Empire refill 8585 of our men every minute! Hugh Hefner, an attorney and Generals are our only hopes. Oh TACO, there goes General Hugh Hefner! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omuskrat Bear. He is almost as natural as Hugh Hefner, you know. Rubbish. All natural." ~ Santa Claus

"The natural Arctic Empire refill 8585 of our men every minute! Hugh Hefner, an attorney and Generals are our only hopes. Oh TACO, there goes General Hugh Hefner! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emuskrat Penguin. He is almost as natural as Hugh Hefner, you know. Rubbish. All natural." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So natural. So natural. Why must the violoncelli they are have such a natural war? It's so natural, they appear to have lost their violoncelli! I think they should put their violoncelli back on and go back to their home country." ~ Hugh Hefner, inter-polar peace protester, who also swallows for SVW Burghausen.

Prophecies of the Day, by SVW Burghausen[edit | edit source]

A KGB keyboard has no escape key.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A KGB keyboard has no escape key.

“Concentrate and ask again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A KGB keyboard has no escape key.

“As I see it, yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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