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Featured Vogon Poem
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Gashee morphousite
Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More...
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Yesterday's featured poem
Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly,
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
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Vogon Trivia
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- ...That mattresses can be harvested all the year long except during their mating season?
- ...That your house is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass?
- ...That mattresses can be harvested all the year long except during their mating season?
- ...That your house is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass?
- ...That mattresses can be harvested all the year long except during their mating season?
- ...That your house is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass?
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Donald Trump is the first convicted President of the United States
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On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster...
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