User:QUILz

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My ASCII art

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sandbox0

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score

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Awards

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Some list of articles

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Wow. ape

All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the calimari Revolution!

“WinAmp: It really whips the QUILz's ass.”

~ WinAmp on QUILz

"crazed matte black ape!!!"

~ Amy Rose on QUILz

“At this time, I have nothing to say on the subject of QUILz.”

~ Template:USERNAME on <insert name here>

“Most likely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz an ooze?

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Basic User Info

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male

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Youser boches
Score last week User:QUILz/score	UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX	JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW
♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	This user fears the clowns.	Fox This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too. Fox
This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.	This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.	This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
n00b This user is a n00b. n00b	NO This user doesn't care. NO	This user is a geek.
This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …	IP QUILz's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
This mathematical user loves pi	This user has been blocked 1 time.	This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.	Gu This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site. Gu	This user is an evil clone of QUILz.
This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.	pirates do it till you walk the plank.	This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color	This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!	MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

Uncyclopedia:Babel
Typo X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers. Typo X	en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N	uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). uk-0
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. fr-1	ja-0 This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ja-0	fur-X This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers . fur-X
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers . do-X	ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht-2	css-F This user got an F in .css and likes their native language better (if they have one). css-F
MW-F This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one). MW-F	java-G This user does not speak Java and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Java speakers. java-G	perl-0 This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties). perl-0
php-G This user does not speak PHP and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all PHP speakers. php-G	mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties). mor-0	pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers . pika-X
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers. vl-G	se-F This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one). se-F	rh-F This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one). rh-F
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level. sa-4	17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G	cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cpp-0
ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak. ns-3	lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school. lz-E	enl-X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers . enl-X
pe-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English. pe-3	re-L Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp. re-L	ru-P This fucker speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ru-P
sc-E This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school. sc-E	sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language. sl-1	us-0 This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). us-0
MS-L Thith uther thpeakf therr mind wif an awfthully gay lithp. MS-L	bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination. bu-A	enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers . enr-X

QUILz's alter ego

Basic User Info

APOCALYPSE MEOW

When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

Stuff that has naught to do with you

Subpages / Other Pages

• score.
• My ASCII art.
• /usr/home/quilz/sandbox
• Awards.
• Articles I think need improvements.
• Articles I think are just dandy as they are.
• What I've done (or tried to do) in good faith to revert vandalism ruining perfectly good jokes.

History

THIS SPACE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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Likes and Dislikes

Likes

The things QUILzy likes

• Alot
• Furries.
• Real, authentic UNIX operating systems.
• Kitchen toasters.
• Yiff!
• Yiff!
• Yiff!
• Yiff!
• Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
• This Guy.
• These people.
• Blewe is a nice color. Do you know the Muffin Man?

Dislikes

• Dead links
• Articles that don't deserve to be featured.
• People who dislike things.
• Freaks.
• Yiff®
• Yiff?
• This Guy.
• These people.
• WikiFur.
• People

• who

• annoyingly

• misuse

• randomly

• indented

• lists

• just

• to

• piss

• me

• off.

Fourtune Cookie

Words of Wisdom and Advice

“Bugs are sons of glitches.”

~ Richard M. Stallman

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

From their great moronic ruler

“The fact that he relies on facts — says things that are not factual — are going to undermine his campaign.”

~ Gorge W. Bush on Al Gore

“The fact that he relies on facts — says things that are not factual — are going to undermine his campaign.”

~ Gorge W. Bush on Al Gore

“The fact that he relies on facts — says things that are not factual — are going to undermine his campaign.”

~ Gorge W. Bush on Al Gore

Nobody Cares

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Someone dropped The Scream in a puddle, but nobody cares.

Games

Coin Clone Experiment VS

Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS

• 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
• 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
• 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
• Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

Round 1

Me		You
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS

Round 2

Me		You
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS

Round 3

Me		You
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS
HEADS	HEADS	HEADS	HEADS

^D

• UnNews
• Unquotable
• Departure of Fun
• The Wilde Project
• Undictionary
• UnBooks
• UnTunes
• Non-random Page
• Recent Vandalisms
• Adopt An Article

See also

• Jimbo, Wales.
• Jimbo Whales
• Non-Jimbo
• Sockpuppet
• El Presidente
• Moron
• Adolf Hitler
• Wikipedia
• Jimbo Wales ... on Wheels!!!
• Someone to complain to

Rawr

 

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Profit!

 

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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