User:Lonefolf

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

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Did you know *... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?

just remember; Do not eat eurgs, lest you die of grued poisoning. hopeless79appendixPROLES, a Mettaur

And now, for something just a little more serious

Well, not really

Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Wales once again will become trapped within its own special atmosphere comprising mostly of rain and mist but occasional 'sheep storms' may appear in the late afternoon. Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser! On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart. A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer. In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather. Special Weather Report: A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome.

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Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!

Evil Jesus, the Messiah to all evil, not-so-evil, and irritable people, is the kind of Messiah who starts a brawl and then stands back to videotape the show. He's the type of Saviour who complains about your favorite movie while his guys lift your wallet. And contrary to popular belief, he is not a friend to the poor. He couldn't care less about them.

Yet Evil Jesus is talented in a twisty sort of way. He is responsible for all supernatural events. Ouija boards, psychic mediums, hauntings, out-of-body and in-the-body experiences, and all unnatural end-around's are Evil Jesus' bread and butter. Because of this, many poets and journalists confuse Evil Jesus with the antichrist. Yet he is very much the opposite of both Christ and antichrist. He's a veritable metaphysical Houdini!

Evil Jesus was born October 12 in 0 BC to 13-year-old Holy Milf Mary and her 85-year-old boytoy, Joey. Because they lived before the formation of Vatican City, which allows you to hump a 12-year-old while standing in line at the communion rail, they told everyone God had humped Mary to keep the authorities away from "Pedo Joe". But they hadn't needed to worry about it, because soon after Jesus was born Joey drank himself to death on a bet. (Full article...)

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