User:Bilbobaggins

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BILBO LAND IS TEH PWN![edit | edit source]

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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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QUOTES[edit | edit source]

“I'd fuck Bilbobaggins With a rabid monkey OOOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!! PUSH IT GOOOOD!!!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Bilbobaggins

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Bilbobaggins

“Bilbobaggins will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.”

~ The Borg on Bilbobaggins

did you know...

  • ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

“I speak plainly sometimes, but you've got to be mindful of the consequences of the words. So put that down. I don't know if you'd call that a confession, a regret, something.”

~ Gorge W. Bush on speaking to reporters

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