Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Comrades,

I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.

The stomach of our great nation's collective body has started to rumble.

George Bush is being elected, again

Oops!

When I grew up on my parents' sea sponge farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.

I'm going to go get a meat and potato stew.

Thank you.

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