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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PECKERHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder CRAPMUNCHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HORSE SHIT, sudden DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSFACE or VAGINA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GRINGO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKSTAIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN IT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTT-HOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ANAL ASSRAMMER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially TWO-INCH PENIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PUSSY television programs to address LIMEY Tourette's syndrome.

CRAP Tourette's is DEVELOPERS! not to be CUNT confused with PIECE OF SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHE NAZI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-BULLSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PENIS language, RUSKIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSWIPE BORDER HOPPER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS souvenir shoppes and massive SNUFF PORN quantities DUMBASS of ANAL DIABETES ASSRAPING garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS UP MY ARSE Polite Note to the JIGGABOO Author:

The EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's PISS OFF Research Institute was DOG SHIT founded to BOLLOCKS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOOK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DUNE COON article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DUNE COON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCUMBAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICK TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BATHING SUIT AREA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CUNNILINGUS Tourrette's sufferers TITWANK swear. You can TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FROG TV, for always focusing on the WIGGER bad side of a terrible CROTCH thing.
  • The main MALL SANTA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN IT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUMBASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JAP knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHIT LIKE A HORSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAPE school for FLYING RAT'S ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LIMEY sufferers to become HYPERINFLATION manically depressed and FUCKER commit TITWANK suicide.
  • There is no GOD DAMMIT cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMMIT tics often have adverse FROG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FENCE JUMPER perodol" which caused my entire IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK body to go PISS numb and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the VAGINA drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTYMINTS tourette syndrome DAGO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ARSE the BASTARD public view of Tourettes as a "SUGARTITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MALARKY sorry for ASSWIPE "hi-jacking" your HATE HATE HAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really DICKFACE annoys me. I am working towards a ROSIE O'DONNELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES horrible disorder is (not) BULLSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JOHN SMILEY FACE time.

Best CHICKEN SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACKASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MEG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing TIANENMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. DICK CHICKEN Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The NAZI bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKFACE punch him if you LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my LOGJAMMER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HORSE SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DIPSHIT and MARY WHITEHOUSE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHINK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOUCHEBAG BAND WITH 4 FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHOLE HORSE! HORSE SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HORSE SHIT'S HOUSE

How PISS OFF to SHIT LIKE A HORSE cure DICKHEAD the WANKSPLAT Tourette's TIT DIRT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JOHNNY for ASSFACE Tourette's BALL SACK Syndrome NIGGER is GREASER following RAT'S COCK these SHIT rules CLEMEN in CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE order:

  • 1: Avoid YID immature NIGNOG little FUCKWIT kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCK OFF within NIGGER 10 NECROPHILIAseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PISSHOLE BASTARD ANAL nor FREE ELECTIONS talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKING A yourself you HELL don't CLUSTER FUCK have SCUMBAG this FUCK YOU disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WITH NASTY BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HORSE SHIT last straw DAMN IT!

I fucking put FALSE BENSON' my comment at the TOP OF THE BONER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FROG the TOP OF GENITALIA THIS ABO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WHITE PEOPLE offensive. GARBAGE DAY!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PENISBIRD people who try CHOAD to battle SHITFUCKER'GIVING HEAD that tight-ass JOHN ELWAY 17-year-[Insert swear here]—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TAMPONS it now, but someone said DICK TITS' BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD'COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BONER is a laughing SNUFF PORN matter. Plus there TUBA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles SUCK COCKS IN HELL! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So BUTT-HEAD that means CAMEL JOCKEY stop getting mad at the RAT'S COCK first part too and RAT'S COCK talking about the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! letter that it's RAT'S COCK mocking (what OSTRICH MY ASS letter? I don't even know what FUCKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian MICK hi self FUCK A DUCK even made a really DILDO good point. "It's RAT'S COCK nothing more FAGGOT from a head nod to a FUCK YOU knee tick". ASS LICKER. Which I'll add SHITSLINGING onto MALARKY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISSHOLE suffer that FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a CROTCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FRITZ hilarious. If you BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Want facts, go on CLUSTER FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKFUCKFUCK be offended, don't read ASS FASCIST the freaking MOSES article anyway.

CUNTING ASSCRACK CARPET MUNCHER PISSHOLE EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD SPIC WANKER

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HELL DOT HEAD TITS TWISTY VAGINA DAMMIT SHIT TOWELHEAD NIHILISM AY-AY-AY WALRUS SHIT TITMOUSE JACKASS WIKIPEDIA BELGIUM NECROPHILIA BOB SAGET FUCKER CUNT JIZZ YOGHURT CANNON INCEST FLYING FUCK BUTT-HEAD ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH COCKSMOKER FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE WIKIPEDIA SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE WANK BANGKOK DIPSHIT FUCKING FRENCH TICKLER ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD BITCH BITCH SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! ARSE BIRD SHIT JIGGABOO BLOWJOB ALEX TREBEK RAGHEAD BANGKOK O CANADA BALL SACK PRICK TWO-INCH PENIS VAGINA WHORE QUEEF PIGFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK PROLES CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH BALL SACK WETBACK SHITSLINGING ANAL DIABETES PISS FELLATIO DICK TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HEIL HITLER! DAMNATION SEMEN FUCKFUCKFUCK CRAPMUNCHER DAMN CUNNILINGUS HADJI DAMN COCKGOBLIN PISS UP MY ARSE ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHAT SHITFACE KRAUT NECROPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS PAKI BUTTFUCKER NIGGER GOOK DAMMIT BLOWJOB FUCK BRITNEY SOD SHIT JERRY SHIT SON OF A BITCH FUCK FUCK YOU JACK ABRAMOFF RAT'S COCK EAT MY SHIT! RUSKIE DAMN IT ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BULLSHIT DILDO CRAPMUNCHER GOOK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NIGGER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK LET'S SHIT DONKEY DICK GIVING HEAD TITWANK DAMN PUSSY DIRTY SANCHEZ CAMEL JOCKEY LOGJAMMER FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS POLAK POLACK CUM JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT DAMN ABO I AM CORNHOLIO! HONKY CRACKER FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITTY SHITCUNTING DUMBASS BASTARD ROMANIA DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI DOUCHEBAG PISS OFF MY ASS PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT LENS CRAFTERS TITTIES SCUMBUCKET PIG TWAT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE PENIS LAKE TITICACA DICKHEAD LAKE TITICACA JERK OFF PISS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICKHEAD HELL ARSE DIPSHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR KAFFIR BLOWJOB BELLEND LOGJAMMER NIPPLES FAGGOT SCUMBUCKET WANK FIRECROTCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NEOPETS FELCHMONKEY CRAP ON A STICK GOATSE COCK FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER BASTARD BOOBS SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHIT POISON IN BABY FORMULA BOOBIES WIENER DUMBASS SUGARTITS TITTIES PUSSY WIENER BUGFUCK WIGGER DICK CHICKEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS PENIS ON A STICK HORSE PENIS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BOLLOCKS CHRISTHUMPER FUCK OFF PUSSY NICARAGUA FUCKFACE PUSSY NECROPHILIA NECROPHILIA TOWELHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER JAP TITTIES BUTTFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER AAAAAAAAA! NEOPETS INJUN BELLEND REBECCA BLACK ASSWIPE WHITE RIGHTS YOU WANKER FRIG SLOPE FUCK FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH BULLCRAP SPANK THE MONKEY ORGASM COCKSTUFFER DUNE COON SHITTY JACKASS BASKETBALL HOOP FUCK OFF FRED PHELPS YOU SUCK BALLS PISS OFF WANKSPLAT VAGINA CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FROG'S FAT ASS BORDER HOPPER PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKHEAD TURD DAMNATION SMILES DAGO HOLY DUMB FUCK BALLS DOUCHE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITMOUSE PAKI HELL WHORE GOD DAMN DOUCHE BEAVER DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHE BITCH PISS FUCKBAG ANUSCAKE PISS TITTYWANK FUCK CAMEL FUCKER COON FUCKHEAD BIRD SHIT QUEEF ASS INJUN JUNGLE BUNNY BALL SACK HOSER MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT QUEEF TITTYWANK PISS WIKIPEDIA BITCH RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENISFUCK CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIGGER DICKHEAD FUCKTARD HELL SHITFUCKER SLOPE MACACA ASSWIPE NIGGER TITS FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHOLE BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN MICK RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS BEANER D'OH JAP DELICIOUS CAKE CHUFF GRINGO PISS ARTIST ASSFACE DICKWAD BUNG-HOLE FUCK YOUR MOM PAKI COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN TEDDY BEARS SAMUEL L. JACKSON KAFFIR YOU SUCK BALLS GOD DAMMIT DONALD RUMSFELD BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE FUCK BUTT PIRATE BOOBS DAMN VAGINA GO HOME AND DIE FRENCH TICKLER HORSE SHIT HO BOB SAGET RAPE AMERICA ONLINE TITWANK MASTURBATION JOHNNY VAGINA [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD JACKASS SHIT ASSHOLE TAMPONS ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER HAIL SATAN! BONER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD FELCHING ASSFACE FELLATIO FAG JIZZ NIGNOG BUKKAKE WALRUS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAT'S COCK FUCK BALL SACK DIPSHIT FUCKING A CAMEL FUCKER HELL LUV WANK SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BOON SHITFACE STRAWBERRY ASS BOOBS HADJI GIVING HEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK TOSSER FELCHING ANAL NAZI SHITCOCK RAGHEAD SNUFF PORN SHITFACE NIGGER FUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS TITS & DICKS PORCUPINE'S BALLS SUGARTITS DOUCHETITS SIGMUND FREUD SLOPE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMMIT TITS & DICKS SUGARTITS TESTICLE CHOKE TRANNY TWAT BORDER HOPPER SHITPISSER GYPSY FUCK FUCKTARD BATHING SUIT AREA DUNE COON ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! INBRED PORCH MONKEY CLUSTER FUCK SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! OSTRICH MY ASS JAP SHITSLIDE PISS ASS FASCIST BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHAKOPEE HORSE SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER BIRD SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SHIT RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE PAKI ASS LICKER SHIT COCKSTUFFER CHIGGER JACKASS SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NIGGER NECROPHILIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TAFFY SAND NIGGER RAPE MONKEY BALLS COCK CLEMEN CRAPMUNCHER CHUFF BIG FOOT JAP BONG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOT HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN HELL O KURWA! GRINGO PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK DAMN IT ASSHOLE BULLSHIT BLOWJOB WETBACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FELCHING KNOBJOCKEY RAGHEAD BITCH FROG BUGFUCK GYPSY COMMUNIST DILDO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITS & DICKS TWAT BALLS FUCKFACE KNOBJOCKEY DUMBASS DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SHIT DOUCHING FAGGOT BUGFUCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SCROTUM SHIT FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE BLUMPKIN CAMEL JOCKEY BULLCRAP FELLATIO BEAVER FEWMETS POMMIE SHITFUCKER NEOPETS FUCK CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS WANKER TAFFY COCK DOUCHEBAG CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE NAZI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! STRAWBERRY ASS BIRD SHIT PEEPEE CRAPFUCKER RAT'S ASS KAFFIR NAZI DAGO SHITCOCK AY-AY-AY DAMNATION SHITCOCK CLUSTER FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTT-HEAD FELLATIO HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER CUNT I WILL END YOU! BALL SACK REDSKIN WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK HOSER JOHNNY MILF HELL PUSSY NEGRO ASSFACE PISS OFF FUCK NUGGET SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SPANK THE MONKEY RAPE EMO INCEST NEGRO RUSKIE AUTOFELLATIO ASS NIGGER WANK SUITCASE PENIS MOLDY TITS ASSWIPE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR COON MARGARET THATCHER WOP FUCKING NIGGER TITS CAMEL JOCKEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKTARD FASHION BUG FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ DYKE CHICKEN FRIES BALLS BEANER BEANER CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT BALLS TWAT BONER CRAPMUNCHER JERK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK NUGGET FUCKING BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN JAP ASSWIPE ASSHOLE HOMO TENTACLE RAPE JERK OFF HELL DAMN FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE BOOBS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FELLATIO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS LICKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG CRAPPY SAGGY TITS PAKI CUNT JESUS H. 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DOUCHE CONAN O'BRIAN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLINGING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKER URINE-GARGLING DELICIOUS CAKE NIPPLES SCUMBUCKET DIPSHIT SHITBALLS GENITALIA RAPE WINDOWS VISTA ANAL TITTYWANK GOD DAMN O CANADA CUNT FUCK PISSHOLE BALLS SHITE FUCK OFF DOT HEAD RANDY TRAVIS RUSKIE ASSHAT CHENEY GOOK DIRTY SANCHEZ FRIG SHIT ASSHAT REDSKIN NIGGER DAMN IT EPIDIDYMIS YOU SON OF A BITCH FU SPANG THONG TASTER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A suck my mothers DAMN IT SEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK INBRED [expletive deleted] SHITFACE POMMIE [EXPLETIVE] FUCK GOBSHITE ASSFACE WIGGER AY-AY-AY TRANNY I RAPE WALRUSES! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FROG'S FAT ASS TOWELHEAD TIMBER NIGGER QUEEF TAMPONS DICK EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG HEIL HITLER! WHORE MOZILLA FIREFOX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK FUCKTARD BUKKAKE TWAT YOGHURT CANNON ANAL MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHAT POWERSHIT BITCH WANKSPLAT ORGASM YOGHURT CANNON POOPY FRIG DONKEY PUNCHER POOPOO ASSCRACK SHITE [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER NAZI CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS DIPSHIT ASSWIPE TURD TAMPON IN MY ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX TWISTY VAGINA PUNANI FUCK NUGGET ASS LICKER FRAK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NORTH KOREA PIGFUCKER SHITFACE COON FUCK NUGGET COCKSHITTER PEDOPHILIA FEWMETS ASSBANDIT BASTARD PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY CARPET MUNCHER SHIT [expletive deleted] SHITTY NAZI ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BOOBS FUCKTARD HOSER SPIC CLIT SPANK THE MONKEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS D'OH BITCH ASSHAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT GRIS DOG FUCKER LGBT RIGHTS BUTTFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER FUCKER BOOBS YOU WANKER SHITE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WIGGER CLEMEN SCUMBUCKET ORGASM FENCE JUMPER PENIS ASS WANK FROG NIPPLES DAMN IT PISS ARTIST PRICK HELL CHIGGER SHITE POLAK SCROTUM DONGSHOVER BULLSHIT DICKHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY JACKASS NAZI WHITE RIGHTS FUCK COCK BASTARD BIRD SHIT MOCKIE ROMANIA BONER DAMN IT I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DEVELOPERS! NIGGER TITS I WILL END YOU! PISS COCKSUCKER BORDER HOPPER WANKER STRAWBERRY ASS ASSCRACK WANK [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD INBRED FUCK FAG ABO BITCH OH SHI– JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER EUROIPODS FASHION BUG RAPE WANK BITCH FUCKTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INBRED BEANER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER LIMEY WETBACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS CUM Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS LICKER and with the I'LL RAPE YOU and his SEX of girraffes in which BOOBS while reading about AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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