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For those without SHITE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MOTHERFUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WINDOWS VISTA, sudden [Insert silly non-swear here] m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TIBETAN BUDDHISM or SCUMBUCKET vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOT HEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS LICKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BEAVER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA VAGINA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VENEREAL DISEASE RECTUM RAIDER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially HOMO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL television programs to address WHORE Tourette's syndrome.

BOB SAGET Tourette's is AY-AY-AY not to be PEDOPHILIA confused with CUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBUCKET chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, JIZZ and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CARPET MUNCHER SON OF A BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TONY LA RUSSA souvenir shoppes and massive CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM quantities PRICK of ANAL DIABETES CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A PUNANI Polite Note to the LIMEY Author:

The FELCHING Tourette's FUCK OFF Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? article JUNGLE BUNNY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HONKY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MONKEY SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOBSHITE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITHEAD Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can PISS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PEARL NECKLACE TV, for always focusing on the LET'S SHIT bad side of a terrible SUCK MY DICK thing.
  • The main FROG'S FAT ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PUSSY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANKSPLAT knee SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NAZI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOMO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNNILINGUS school for CHOAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WETBACK sufferers to become CUNTING ASSCRACK manically depressed and FUCKSTAIN commit JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST suicide.
  • There is no DILDO cure, and the WIKIPEDIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAPE tics often have adverse WINDOWS VISTA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy body to go CLUSTER FUCK numb and NAZI basically made it NIGGA! worse than FRIG it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a ORGASM tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK A DUCK the PIGFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "HADJI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK NUGGET much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BLUMPKIN sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your PECKERHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really KRAUT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ALEX TREBEK, and making fun of a KAFFIR horrible disorder is (not) CLIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKFACE time.

Best JACKASS SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HADJI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIANENMEN SQUARE byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. CLEVELAND STEAMER Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The FLYING RAT'S ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK punch him if you PEDOPHILIA want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEEPEE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WINDOWS VISTA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT and SHITSKIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAT'S COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PRICK BAND WITH 4 FUCK OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HORSE! WINDOWS VISTA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WINDOWS VISTA'S HOUSE

How DAMMIT to FUCKING cure SPUNK the FUCKTARD Tourette's CUNTING ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITSLINGING for MASTURBATION Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome BALL SACK is TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE following BASTARD these DICKFACE rules INBRED in FUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITSLINGING immature CLEMEN little FUCK kids,
  • 2: Count to EARS OF CHRIST within MONKEY BALLS 10 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAMN CHAV WANK nor OSTRICH MY ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell MAMA MIA yourself you COON don't URINE-GARGLING have SUCK COCKS IN HELL! this CROTCH disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUKKAKE WITH NASTY TWISTY VAGINA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POMMIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WINDOWS VISTA last straw FRED PHELPS!

I fucking put PISSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NIGGER the TOP OF SHITTY THIS DONKEY PUNCHER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ORGASM offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try MICK to battle BUTTFUCKER'CUNT CRAPPER that tight-ass BIGNOSE 17-year-SHITSKIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TAFFY it now, but someone said ASSFACE' LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! HELLFUCKER'PAKI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING REBECCA BLACK is a laughing FUCKSTAIN matter. Plus there COCKING FUCKBOROUGH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DELICIOUS CAKE Uncyclopedia, there are SHITCOCK articles YOU WANKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SEX stuff. So SUCK MY DICK that means CROTCH stop getting mad at the PEARL NECKLACE first part too and DAMN talking about the HOLY DUMB FUCK letter that it's TITS & DICKS mocking (what MACACA letter? I don't even know what MARCH OF FLAMES the heck you're talking about). Adrian JUMPING JESUS!!! hi self FAG even made a really DAMN IT good point. "It's EPIDIDYMIS nothing more PECKERHEAD from a head nod to a FUCK OFF knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add DICKFACE onto SHITCUNTING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BORDER HOPPER suffer that TAFFY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YOU WANKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS be, because if I were a BEANER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WOODPECKERSHIT hilarious. If you FUCK OFF Want facts, go on DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JUNGLE BUNNY be offended, don't read ASSWIPE the freaking WANKER article anyway.

TURD KRAUT TRANNY COCKSMOKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOODIE HEAD SHIT COON FUCK YOU KIKE

ABO WIGGER QUEEF BONER DONKEY DICK CONDOMS FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSHOLE ASSWIPE AY-AY-AY PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKHEAD CHOAD CUNT TWAT ARSEBADGERS NIPPLES CUNT ASSCRACK FUCK OFF SHITE ASS PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER TITS BUGGER OFF CHICKEN FRIES BITCH POWERSHIT GREASER SAMUEL L. JACKSON AY-AY-AY SHITTY RECTUM RAIDER FENCE JUMPER [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT BLUMPKIN ALEX TREBEK DYKE HELL FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS JOHNNY PEDOPHILIA JACKASS CLUSTER FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKWIT BANGKOK FELCHMONKEY SHITBALLS INCEST [EXPLETIVE] BULLSHIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SHITTY CUM KNOBJOCKEY FUCKFACE MAMA MIA FUCKHEAD BENSON SUCKS FUCKFACE SWIMMING POOL SHITE PUSSYLICKER HITLER PISS UP MY ARSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COLGATE O KURWA! SHITTY WHORE SHITE CLUSTER FUCK UNICORNS [expletive deleted] FOUR-EYES FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHOAD KISSER MONKEY SHIT VAGINA CUNTBUCKET CROTCH ORGASM FUCK TITTIES CUNT CUNT DAMN WIKIPEDIA REBECCA BLACK MOZILLA FIREFOX AAAAAAAAA! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT WANK PENIS CUNTRAG ASSFACE WETBACK HELL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PORCH MONKEY SCUMBAG BUNG-HOLE DAMN MOTHERFUCKER WHORE MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF PEDOPHILIA WANKER CONAN O'BRIAN SAND NIGGER DOUCHING AUTOFELLATIO CRACKER HADJI ANAL EPIDIDYMIS CHENEY DAMN SHUT UP, MEG! FRITZ NIGGER BOOBIES CUNT DICKLICK BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER DOG SHIT BIGNOSE DAMN GANGBANG PISSHOLE JUMPING JESUS!!! ASSFACE WIENER FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE BRUSH MA TEETH DAMN ARSE GO HOME AND DIE RAT'S ASS TURD SPICY CUNT FUCK CLIT SHITSLINGING BASTARD NI REDSKIN JIGGABOO BASTARD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! PISS OFF MY ASS CUNTBUCKET CLEVELAND STEAMER MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH CC PLZ PIGFUCKER COCKSTUFFER FUCKING JACK OFF DOG SHIT TITS & DICKS 666 POTTYMOUTH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST JERK OFF RAT'S COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! POMMIE FROG NORTH KOREA FASHION BUG DAMNATION VENEREAL DISEASE TITTYWANK WANK PISSHOLE NAZI CRACKER BASTARD DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT DAGO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHE FUCKTARD ASS ASSWIPE BUTT-HEAD SOD OFF CRAPPY CAMEL JOCKEY VAGINA BOLLOCKS ASSHAT BIRD SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? suck my mothers GRIS ASS MOTHERFUCKER NI PISS DOUCHING VENEREAL DISEASE MOLDY TITS MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT lowercase RAT'S COCK TACO HADJI TWAT ASSHAT CUNT TACO DELICIOUS CAKE SHITCOCK FUCKING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS UP MY ARSE MACACA JAP PENIS ON A STICK ASSBANDIT CUNTRAG BALLS HORSE SHIT REDNECK DAMN DAMN DUMBASS SHITSLINGING RAGHEAD INJUN SUCK MY DICK VAGINA OH SHI– DAMMIT BASTARD LET'S SHIT COMMUNISM IS STUPID LET'S SHIT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BLUMPKIN POMMIE DONKEY PUNCHER PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLIT WOP NIGGER SHIT DILDO VAGINA BUGGER ASS TITWANK GOD DAMN JACKASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BASTARD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SUCK MY COCK HELL SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER TITS CUNT HELL SMEG TITTIES ASSHOLE YOUR MOM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CAMEL FUCKER FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG DICKLICK INCEST FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HORSE SHIT BIGNOSE SON OF A BITCH GENITALIA TIT DIRT FUCK OFF LOGJAMMER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE POMMIE WANK JIGGABOO REDNECK PISS UP MY ARSE HOSER FUCKWIT FUCKTARD CHIGGER GIVING HEAD WANKER PEARL NECKLACE BITCH JACKASS ASS JACKASS MOCKIE TAMPONS DARTH VADER HELL JACKASS lowercase COCKSUCKER DICKLICK PENIS DAMN DILDO DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON LIMEY FUCKWIT CHOAD DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK OFF INBRED CUM STRAWBERRY ASS OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CUNTSWILLING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUKKAKE NI WIENER WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT FRENCH TICKLER FROG DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE SPIC DICKFACE CHIGGER NIGGER DICKFACE JERRY DICK BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP POLESMOKER GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER POMMIE DUNE COON REBECCA BLACK CUNT CUNT SHITFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER TITS JOHNNY FUCK OFF DOUCHING PENISFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK NEOPETS ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT BITCH STEVE BALLMER SEX WIENER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASS WIGGER ASSHAT SHIT DICKFACE CANNED QUOTE SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITSLINGING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NAZI NIGGER FELCHMONKEY TACO SHITHEAD ARSE ASS TWAT BITCH DOG FUCKER PISS TENTACLE RAPE BANGKOK LGBT RIGHTS FUCK YOU CLIT CHAV I AM CORNHOLIO! DOG FUCKER DICKHEAD CHOAD BUTT-HOLE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CRAPPER TITS SHIT MALARKY FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT DAMN CHINK MONKEY BALLS SHITTY BITCH WIENER ASSRAPING HORSE SHIT FROG VAGINA CROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER SHITCOCK COMMUNIST DILDO NIGGER CUNT DYKE MOCKIE FUCKING TITS ASSHAT TUBA FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN HEIL HITLER! DAGO PUPPIES COCK MONKEY SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COMMUNIST DILDO BOOBIES DUMBASS ALF TITMOUSE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HORSE SHIT DAMMIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING GRINGO TITWANK EMO FELLATIO CUNT JACKASS SHIT ASS TITTIES SHIT SHITFUCKER BITCH TITWANK SNUFF PORN DIPSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES ASSFACE suck my mothers PUSSY FUCK BULLSHIT FUCKER DAGO CUNT BITCH FAG YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT BASTARD TWAT GYPSY DUNE COON FUCKFUCKFUCK CHOAD POMMIE PIG FUCKHEAD WEHATEMARIO SHITBALLS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CLEMEN SLOPE POLAK BOOBS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GRAPE PENIS DILDO SHITSLINGING WOP CHICKEN FRIES INCEST pen0r TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK ASS ALEX TREBEK SHIT JAP DAMN IT DOUCHETITS CHIGGER MAMA MIA WANK [expletive deleted] SHITFACE CROTCH O CANADA TAMPONS DUNE COON PIECE OF SHIT DYKE BATHING SUIT AREA JENKEM FUCKING A SCUMBUCKET FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF FUCK DOUCHEBAG DAMMIT SHITFACE ARSE HELL ANAL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK BOOBS WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE BOB SAGET BAT FUCK INSANE SCROTUM DUNE COON CAMEL FUCKER SUCK MY COCK FUCKTARD HEIL HITLER! FUCKHEAD DAMN COCKSMOKER FLYING FUCK PISSHOLE BUGGER OFF NORTH KOREA COCK FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT CUM FASHION BUG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK SEX DICKFACE SPIC HELL WIKIPEDIA BALLS TIT DIRT BALLS HOMO SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS FEATURED CLIT YID PENISFUCK CUNT CHOAD FUCKFACE EAT MY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAGO BAT FUCK INSANE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GENITALIA CLIT FUCKBAG CHRISTIANITY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER JERRY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY WALRUS SHIT TITTYWANK BONER PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK AMERICA ONLINE AY-AY-AY GOD DAMMIT HOLY DUMB FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSWIPE BUTT-HEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FALSE BENSON MR WINKLER IS GAY LAKE TITICACA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKHEAD BLUE PENIS! CLIT BUTT-HOLE FUCKER GIVING HEAD WIKIPEDIA FELCHMONKEY PIGFUCKER CHIGGER GANGBANG JACKASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TWAT SHITHEAD FELCHING [expletive deleted] FUCK JIZZ DICK ASSCRACK SPIC SHITHEAD CUNTRAG BITCH MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY TAFFY ASSHAT DAMN FUCKER ALEX TREBEK FUCK GYPSY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS TOWELHEAD I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER ASSHAT POOPOO ASSHAT SHITCOCK FUCK YOU POLACK BITCH TOTAL AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD YOUR MOM CUNTRAG SHIT OUT OF MY DICK [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE TITTIES LET'S SHIT BUTT PIRATE SHITTY WANK MOLDY TITS CUNT HELL BULLSHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHOAD SHITFACE SPANK THE MONKEY COCK [expletive deleted] SHITSLINGING TITS PEARL NECKLACE BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CLIT BITCH DAMNATION MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TURD ASS SON OF A BITCH SUCK MY COCK DICKHEAD GREASER MR WINKLER IS GAY FLYING FUCK HELL WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE BLISTERING BARNACLES FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER 666 JERK OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GO HOME AND DIE BOB SAGET NIPPLES BALLS suck my mothers BUTT-HOLE PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY WANKER SHITPISSER FUCKING A D'OH DICK NIGNOG DARTH VADER BUGFUCK WHORE CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RICK MORANIS SACRAMENTO TIMBER NIGGER YID TWO-INCH PENIS CLEMEN CUNT FEWMETS COON MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF CRAPPY ALF SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE NORTH KOREA SHITHEAD ASS LICKER DOG SHIT ASSHOLE WANK SHITCOCK WIENER PAKI SCUMBAG [Insert swear here] BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS BEAVER DOUCHETITS DONKEY PUNCHER DUMBASS PUSSY DAMN IT DICKFACE TENTACLE RAPE CRAP DAMN MALL SANTA BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN I WILL END YOU! OSTRICH MY ASS FROG'S FAT ASS CRACKER CHOAD FUCKSTAIN RAPE ASSFACE LAKE TITICACA DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS ASS WANK FAGGOT CUNNILINGUS GO COUNT YOUR DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPFUCKER BONER RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU 666 NAZI FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT BITCH NIPPLES [expletive deleted] TITS & DICKS D'OH TAMPON IN MY ASS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKER CRAP RAT'S COCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS ARTIST DAMN IT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SCROTUM I AM CORNHOLIO! COCK ASSHAT RAPE COCKSMOKER DAMMIT HADJI FLAMEVIPER CARPET MUNCHER BUTT PIRATE HELL CUNT BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH ARSEBADGERS ORANGE TURTLE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT GYPSY FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH FUCK POLAK SHITTY JOHN SMILEY FACE HELL WOP SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POWERSHIT PIG DAMNATION CRACKER FUCKBAG TWAT ASS REDNECK BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN NICARAGUA HENTAI PENIS DAMN GENITALIA INJUN SPIC SCROTUM SHITBALLS SHITFACE SACRAMENTO FUCKSTAIN COON TITS & DICKS BLUMPKIN SHITCUNTING FAGGOT DOUCHE SHITSLINGING ASSFACE CHOAD NIGNOG FUCKSTAIN CHENEY DONKEY DICK RAGHEAD ASSFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON THONG TASTER FUCKING FUCK DOUCHEBAG TITS WIKIPEDIA POLACK ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ARSE BONER FUCKFACE SHITHEAD DOUCHE CHING CHONG CHINK ASSFACE TWISTY VAGINA GOD DAMN WETBACK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WIKIPEDIA DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER BITCH FIST FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! DILDO LAKE TITICACA HORSE SHIT DAMN IT YOU WANKER COCKSMOKER RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG DUMBASS BEAVER ANAL POWERSHIT ASSCRACK RAPE HOSER PISS DICKFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS BOOBS REBECCA BLACK SHITBALLS FUCK FUCK SHITFUCKER WIKIPEDIA ALF DOUCHE PENISBIRD HADJI BITCH CUNTSWILLING DICKWAD HO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKTARD HELLFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA VAGINA WINDOWS VISTA BIRD IN THE HOUSE WINDOWS VISTA TWAT BASTARD EAT MY SHIT! BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS PENISFUCK NIGNOG DAGO COCKSHITTER PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITS & DICKS SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSWIPE DONALD RUMSFELD HOLY DUMB FUCK SON OF A BITCH CRAP ON A STICK WIGGER NIPPLES YOU RAPE VAGINA BEAVER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JACK ABRAMOFF BASTARD NEOPETS GOD DAMN TITTYWANK GIVING HEAD DOUCHEBAG POMMIE SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING WILLY WONKA RAINBOWS SHIT WANKER DICK OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCK COCKSHITTER SPANK THE MONKEY RAGHEAD SPIC DAMN INCEST ASS LICKER SCUMBUCKET SHITBALLS FAG ASSCRACK CRACKER PISS OFF ANAL SON OF A BITCH SHIT WOP CRAP BULLSHIT TIT SPRINKLES TWAT JACKASS SHIT BEANER DIPSHIT pen0r DAMN DAMN IT VENEREAL DISEASE WANK FUCKBAG PRICK BUKKAKE PENISPENISPENIS!!! POLAK ASS BOOBIES BUTTFUCKER BOB SAGET SHIT CUNT FRIG CRACKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS WETBACK FUCKHEAD GOAT DICK ARSE PISS MARGARET THATCHER HELL SCROTUM ARSE FUCKBAG JAP BASTARD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TURD CUNT TAFFY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive D'OH and with the COCKSHITTER and his JACKASS of girraffes in which FUDGEPACKER while reading about TENTACLE RAPE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMMIT also

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This article is ASSHAT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PRICK subject. If you do not find it funny TONY LA RUSSA, it is probably because you are an INBRED YOU WANKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FIST FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a AUTOFELLATIO joke loses its humour CROTCH when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CUNTSWILLING ignorant, then you wouldn't have JIZZ needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF CLEMEN CUNT BUGGER OFF GOOK!!!!!I <3 COCK