Viol
— A sensible person
The viola da gamba (or ‘viol’ for those who cannot pronounce ‘da gamba’) is a musical instrument discovered during the Baroque era. The viol is superior to all other instruments, all other music, other eras of music, humanity as a whole, and alien civilization.
Cello[edit | edit source]
Oh god, anything but cello. What a way to start the article. To be a cellist, you must have an unbreakable ego. Cellos always think they’re the best.
Feeding Habits[edit | edit source]
Viols are known to mainly have a diet primarily comprised of cello sheet music. They will often eat a Marais or Sainte-Colombe prélude for dessert. Some viols eat cellos and cellists, and we commend them for doing a favour to the world in reducing cello pollution.
Viols and Humans[edit | edit source]
Viols generally are friendly to anyone who can play Marais. Viols are known to regularly attack cellists without knowledge of Marais.
What to do if you encouter a viol[edit | edit source]
- Always carry a book of Sainte-Colombe with you. It is important that you remember this because viols LOVE Sainte-Colombe, and if you don’t have your Sainte-Colombe on hand, the viol might not treat you with esgales.
- Always keep consistent eye contact.
- Be gentle and friendly woth it, show the viol that you are a friend, not
Couperinan enemy.