User talk:Smellyfoot

This username belongs to an admin who has been too busy to do any patrolling and is contributing under this name to avoid getting sucked into doing any work while he has no time to do it. He'll probably tell you his identity if you ask nicely. I apologize if this blows your mind.

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Welcome!

Hello, Smellyfoot, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  Sure, you're an Admin..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks, but as already stated, I'm a sockpuppet. --Smellyfoot 19:07, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Sure you are...... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)