User talk:Brian Barbera
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Hello, Brian. I don't want to sound tooooo smartaleky about this, but questions about user gender can often be answered by having a look at that user's user page. Thanks--Shandon 15:10, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
- Goodbye. —Brian Barbera 16:21, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
- Backstreet's back, all right! —Brian Barbera 14:00, 11 September 2006 (UTC)