User talk:168.11.96.2
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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18:18, 13 February 2023 (UTC)
Water bottle, a page you created, has been tagged for speedy deletion via QVFD.
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Thank you for wanting to contribute. Pasmorade (talk) 14:12, 9 May 2024 (UTC)
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you are vandalising, we can see that based on what you do in the article The Godly Breadcrumb, pls stop very thanks. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 14:36, 13 May 2024 (UTC)
hollup wait a minute[edit source]
But The Godly Breadcrumb is finished? Why is it considered vandalizing stuff? Also it may or may not be worth noting that someone of the same IP Address as me created Water Bottle. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 168.11.96.2 (talk • contribs)
- Yeah, i'm not exactly sure what Tiazu means is vandalism there. The edits look completely fine to me.
15:46, 16 May 2024 (UTC)
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