User:Zowayix
Teh userbox0rz!!1!!!
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This user likes to use userboxes. |
This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. |
This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense! Help! |
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
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Zowayix's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
This user has tested positive for crazy on the Myers-Briggs Test, foo. |
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
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subliminal! |
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Zowayix also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. |
Parts of this page were originally sporked from User:Abwayax. |
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This octohedron is a complete, irredeemable octohedron. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, deconstructs at the tail, and is an unfunny dipshit. If you sniff to sniff this you will most abrasively loll yourself. Or the submitter will frack your Nintendo!!!!!! |
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This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan. |
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. |
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This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay. |