User:The expert in the world

Hi everyone, I used to work for IGN to review new video game releases, sound cool right? It's not. Video games nowadays are very difficult even on the easiest difficulty and even the "tutorials" are unforgiving. That's when I found out the truth, the government wants to keep gamers' spirits down so it'll make it easier to oppress them. This inspired me to give you classified history for free, no paywalls. I couldn't charge money because the owners of this site said no so I'm stuck doing free labor. Have a good day.