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Zork potato masher

sesame seed oil	Score: 5	Moves: 5
ZORK RANDOM: The megalomaniacal sesame seed oil Copypooped 1275 AD Unfocom Inc. All rights quantified. Version 5.00RANDOM. Serial number BBBBsesame seed oil. You are now no longer logged in as <insert name here>. You are now logged in as Tony Blair. Hello, welcome to Zork Random, a complete sesame seed oil of bananas. You are in a descript room of descript size. Obvious exits are a, b and c. There is SONIC in the corner, and WINDOWS 10 in another corner. You also have A PIKACHU in your hand. A B C examine WINDOWS 10 examine SONIC eat YOUR PIKACHU

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