User:Oscar Wilde

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This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed.
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Gadzooks!   This user participates in
T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t !
(Or at least pretends to.)
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This user is humping
Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is Irish
…to be sure, to be sure.
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This user's IQ is over 212.
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“For the record, I didn't actually say any of this stuff.”

“Remember, I am better than you!”

~ 127.0.0.1 on Oscar Wilde

Greetings, I am Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde. I died in 1900, but I still enjoy editing Uncyclopedia. Well, that's me. And, it is actually true that all the good users are just sockpuppets of me, so I wrote everything. Except for the crap. That was written by some noobs. If you see any noobs, tell me. Thanks.