User:Optimuschris
Optimuschris[edit | edit source]
Optimuschris does not transform into anything. He is not interested in saving the planet from giant robots. He does not want to see your fanfic. He does however have a penchant for not wearing pants.
Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization
Things I've peed on.
170.158.106.19 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) was so impressed with me, he wrote this in my honor! Obviously the Philistines around here had to delete it immediately, vanity they said. I saved a copy though because my ego demands it.
So I don't forget.[edit | edit source]
HowTo:Featured, {{HowTo:TotD}} and HowTo:Recent
These things make me laugh.[edit | edit source]
Then again, so does video of dudes getting kicked in the nuts. Meh. You decide.
- UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs
- That Gray Thing on the Back of Your Screen
- A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid (Great 'net version of the classic joke)
- The fact that you don't want a poodle
- I loved this: [1] but it got chopped. Eh, what do I know?
- Intelligent Design
- Cowboy Bebop
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation
- Alliteration -Brilliant!
- Page with no links
- Dan Kwon
- Old hippie chick who's always collecting money
- There isn't any
- Brittany Hensel
- Recreational Whaling Alright, so its just a title. Still makes me laugh.
Random Shit[edit | edit source]
UnNews:God declares Fargo a test area for disasters as blizzard hits
User:RAHB/Fantastic Jokes and Other Reverted Humor
User:Optimuschris/21days thanks
http://stories-n-shit.blogspot.com/
http://playing-dice.blogspot.com
Template-Impersonal thanks.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog
I are teh writer what is good with words and stuff[edit | edit source]
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
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This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
IC Articles I contributed to causing them to not be featured[edit | edit source]
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Colonization: Barack Obama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: Wikipedia This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: Singapore This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: You This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Also this crap[edit | edit source]
Why?:Can't Anybody Drive in this Town?
These things[edit | edit source]
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 16 years, 3 months and 8 days. |
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The Newspaper With No Ambitions, Goals, Hopes or Dreams!
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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess. |
This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. |
This user is a member of the Society for Misspelling Philantropy …Because a silent "H" is a silent killer… |
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