User:Jamtrousers

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“The parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer. Parodies are what you write when you are associate editor of the Harvard Lampoon. The greater the work of literature, the easier the parody. The step up from writing parodies is writing on the wall above the urinal."”

~ Ernest Hemingway on Everything we hold dear.


A pair of Smuckers brand Jamtrousers, courtesy of Sliferjam

Um, yeah, so, I have a terribly interesting life story, I- wait, come back! Okay, here's what I've written... <sniff>

Articles:

And a load secreted away in my own namespace in an indefinite state of being-worked-on.


United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and can call you wanker with impunity.


(British Uncyclopedians)
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user likes Jam. A lot.
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FLASHY!


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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