User:Freebasser

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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and is terribly polite but refuses to curtsy.


(British Uncyclopedians)
— user is evil! muahahahah
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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— Registered
BigBrother.jpg This user is an Atheist.
...who couldn't care less where the decent articles came from, as long as they are funny.
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— seductive
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This user got an F in Deutsch and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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— failed
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This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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— failed
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This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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— do not understand
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Gibberish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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— accent
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Thith uther thpeakth Igpay Atinlay with a really thexy lithp.
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— lisp
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Random Humour.
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— basic
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This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
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— does not care
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
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AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!


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Member of the Order
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Commander of the Order

I occasionally forget to log in, and therefore some (most) of my work can be attributed to 84.19.59.165, 82.33.149.18 and countless other random IP addresses.

I am a robotic supercomputer-driven monster of incomprehensible evil and I may kill you if I take a shine to you.

If you are one of those people who posts illegible pap while erasing other hard-working writers' fantastic satirical humour, then I will shit on you until you beg me for more.

Can't argue wit' dat!









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Some of my better creations include:

Beatlefication

Dinosaur

I was a partner in the production of Doctor Who. FEATURED ARTICLE

Holiday

Ronald McDonald This one appears to attract quite a lot of retards who occasionally edit this article beyond recognition. Don't blame me if you read it and you find it to be utter rubbish ;)

Transsexuals

Worst 100 Toys of All Time


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