User:Dogprick

Lucyshire

In the rolling meadows of somewhere dirty up north, lives a red haired one eyed drewling cave troll. By day she cowers in the shadows of her large cavern (cave explorer) by night she roams the dark streets of Manchester in search of fresh meat to suck on. Her lips drip with naval men, and her hands ache from the repetitive movements. Her legs are tree trunks that stand solemnly among the humans, any by standers will get leaked on by her Niagra Falls.