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The Fluxom[edit | edit source]

Just What is a Fluxom?[edit | edit source]

Sounds like the act of hocking up a lugi, or the lugi itself, right? Well, that's not exactly what's meant by the term 'fluxom.' A fluxom is actually an astounding measure of cosmic energy, equivalent to several thousand gigawatts of electrical current, but not necessarilly electrically charged. Huh? Simply put, one fluxom is a hell of a lot of energy!!!


"When Would I Encounter This in the World?"[edit | edit source]

You will come across levels of energy in the fluxoms when you are involved in a spiritual turning point in your life, and your vibrational energy level increases. Huge amounts of energy are an invevitable part of 'waking up' (as in reaching a nirvana state,) because, in essence, you are part of the greater whole of the multiverse, which exists as incredible, unfathomable amount of energy. So in short- no shit, either- you become greater quantities of energy until you begin to be in the fluxoms. I imagine to have an energy equivalent of one fluxom you probably can't retain human form. But in any case, your spirit can work with those amounts of energy while you're still alive in the world, as a person. One example of how you will encounter energy, in this case electrical, is in the Kundalini awakening. Here, your chakras all become activated, especially the heart, with a great deal of voltage. I imagine you can't work with one fluxom of current electrically, as a human being, because it would blast you to hell instantly. (Assuming this is not already hell, which is a big assumption.) The human body definately could not endure that amount of atomic mass. But the etheric body, AKA "the soul" absolutely can. It's probably made of those massive amounts of energy. It's much much bigger than you realize, and at some point, all our spirits intersect as one great master spirit, often called the godhead, which is really the entire universe. Of course that giant being is made up of a great many fluxoms of energy, for it is all that is!!!

But for now, instead of getting your head too wrapped up around these concepts, just remember that a fluxom is a shitload of energy. When it is not electrical current, but an equivalent amount of chi or spiritual energy, I think the body can probably handle it.

If you do get to work with that sheer amount of power, you must be really high, and probably in a permanent sense. As in, you're bigger than life, and than me. In that case, reading this {f}article probably loses its importance or meaning. If you're not there, none of this probably makes sense to you. But if it does, you're headed in a goodly direction.


How was this concept discovered?[edit | edit source]

Ah, I'm glad you asked. Ever have one of those space grooves, when you're interacting with a plant medicine? Well, that's what happened. I was smoking some Cannibas Sativa, and began to visualize massive amounts of energy. It was told to me through my own voice and my notepad that I could instantly be blown through my toe. That the entire fucking planet, and universe, could be blown through my toe if I didn't keep electrical equlibrium by continuing to write. (I doubt this would've happened, but for the sake of us all, I wrote like hell until the impulse went away!) At that time, I was told to quantify large masses of energy, as perhaps I could meet up with at some point in the future, as "fluxoms." It's pretty weird, I know, but half-baked ideas are some of the best we have to offer in society. It had to be written down, recorded, and shared.


In Conclusion[edit | edit source]

Fluxoms--they're good stuff. They can only exist of the Light. (The Good side.) Should you be honored enough to have that amount of vibration around you or in you, you will surely cease to be of this world, and become a cosmic creature.


It seems to me, this is a concept of quantum physics, as much as it is of metaphysics. Thus, I'm a quantum physcist! WTF! Dude I went to Harvard! (In my mind.) I knew for a while that I'd earned a PhD in Pain, from the University of Hard Knocks, but who knew it could be put to productive use. I'm a physicist! Woo hoo! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my lab, working on a Nobel prize....


Peace.