User:Bilky asko

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Welcome to AOL. You've got mail.[edit | edit source]

Bilky Asko Talk Here 18:20, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

Did you know that I am writing this to fill in some space so that the template below can spread across the page, and if I write enough nonsense someone will think there is some sort of hidden message?
Also, chesse and rennet includes chicken to increase the lactose content in turkey twizzlers, which incidentally, are extremely tasty whilst eaten outdoors, but horrid, and poisonous indoors.







Oh, balls to writing!

My Templates, or, actually, template... :([edit | edit source]

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WARNING! May contain Weapons of Mass Annoyance!

Some people believe that this article contains description of a highly dangerous object. Frankly, they're idiots.


Pickle[edit | edit source]

If this was Picklepedia they would love my usorpaij. Unfortunately, this is Unicyclepissday, so you don't get that on here. --Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)--Bilky Asko Talk Here 16:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)







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…jolly good, Guv. Bloody good day for it!


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