User:BaCaRuDa

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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user does not understand Español (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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bs-N
This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
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au-G
This user does not speak 'Straylyan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 'Straylyan speakers.
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ao-F
This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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do-A
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dolphin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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elv-X
This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers .
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enl-4
This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.
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enr-L
Thith uther thpeakth Engrish with a really thexy lithp.
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fur-E
This user only speaks Furry because it was a required course in school.
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ja-X
This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers .
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la-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
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lz-2
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Lesbian.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .
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ns-P
This fucker speaks Newspeak heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ns-P
This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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ru-E
This user only speaks Русский because it was a required course in school.
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sa-N
This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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tlh-G
This user does not speak Klingon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Klingon speakers.
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tx-F
This user got an F in Texan and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Vogon whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user speaks ytmnd at a near-native level.
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ow-4
This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
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אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and may nut you, you slag.


(British Uncyclopedians)
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This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
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The Story of BaCaRuDa[edit | edit source]

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air.

In west philadelfia born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys said were up in no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "you're moving with your aunte and uncl- *Shot for copyright issues*

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