Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/27-08-09
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Date August 27th, 2009: THE RANDOM ISSUE • Issue 62 • Because the truth is not random enough
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At 11:06 p.m., home theater systems swallowed a gork. While electric toothbrush was feasting, an insanity suddenly piloted. A dog with money is addressed as Mr. Dog. Guybrush Threepwood bamboozles aerodynamics! Bishop vomits an arcade! POKÉMON' UNITED KINGDOM'! As such, hippo vomits dessert spoons! Did the swordsman plagiarize...
In particular, a Mucor massive Sith Empire non facias malum ut inde fiat bonum mammoth 5 bamboozles litigates faces thoddo deconstructs sanctifying needle to wamble umpire Timmy Turner assassinated vomiting orange juice. liek omg wut?!!11!one Babe Ruth was a total Bitch! Look, I'm not saying he wasn't good at baseball! I'm not trying to destroy your great baseball heroes. But let's not kid ourselves here. Babe Ruth was a complete and total bitch. Come on. He couldn't catch the ball. And he whined at the umpires when people called him fat (even though he totally was). And he always talked about how much his feelings were hurt by people trying to buy him a beer. Signpost Has Gone Officially Bat fuck Insane
Due to frequent lack of interest and excitement, this UnSignpost issue has now gone totally insa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Genital wart in the left politician! BOMB IRAN! HEIL CAJEK! Courtney Hooper. Scott Walker. |
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