That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune
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Dude, that fucking thing he was wearing as panties was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
camping in the fucking dunes, doing my the spice must flow thing with the Spice Harvester shit and the Sandworms, right? Like, Fremen badass shit.
PENIS
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
Kris and cut the shit out of the thing he was wearing on his loins, and and I find out he was waiting for me to release his shlong so he can mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major internal bleeding and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me.