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... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Brothers movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
... that there's more to the 9/11 attacks than the conspiracy theorists would have you believe? Like, way more?
... that compromise is a great diplomatic tool? Although on an international level, a nuclear arsenal is even better?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!
... that Alexander isn't really that Great?

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Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; Britney Joins in Support (Pictured)
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NFL imposes speed limit and bans trick plays
Forecast calls for a leapin' Lousy Smarch weather
Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters
Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop
Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig
Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices
Stalemate in Ukraine: Zelenskyy flees for greener pastures
Steamboat Willie enters public domain, several Mickey Mouse horror films and games announced
Santa's Elves on strike
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Will Barbenheimer beat JigSaw in his own game?

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May 7: International Daintiness Day

1274 - In France the Second Council of Lion ends in a bloodbath. Final Score: Councillors 2, Lions 37.
1776 - Pollsters in the American colonies find "zero interest" in freedom and democracy, find most content with ruthless monarchy and doughnuts.
1824 - Ludwig van Beethoven's Ninth Symphony debuts in Austria, performed by a mute ensemble, to a deaf audience, and orchestrated by a conductor with no arms.
1920 - The Treaty of Moscow is signed, in which Soviet Russia agrees not to invade the nation of Georgia. It is broken six months later, when Soviet forces capture Atlanta.
1961 - Feminine ultra-spy Mrs. J is sent to Cairo, Egypt by the higher-ups at MI-5.
1967 - Pope Paul VI designs the miniskirt for Swiss Guard's summer uniforms. Fabulous!
1968 - In America, Summer of Love forecast with a 50% chance for civil unrest.

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