Animal (disambiguation)

Animal may refer to:

• Animal (Pearl Jam song)
• Animal suicide
• Animal fucking
• Balloon Animals
• Animals with feet war with animals with no feet
• G Rated Talking Animal Movie
• People who are animals

Zoology

Species

• Furry: African giraffe • Baby Seal • Bear (Polar • Bipolar) • Cat (Daemonic • New Hampshire Merchant) • Elephant • Furries • Gazelle • Human • Otter • Sheep • Skunk • Slender Loris • Moose
  Feathery: Birds • Chicken • Homing pigeon • Kingfisher • Peacock
  Scaly: Corn snake • Fish • Goldfish • Salmon

Culture

• ...in history: Lycopardus Parthenophagus (French monster) • Bucephalus (horse) • Great Elephant Revolt (2011) • Jaws did WTC • St. Peter's Basilica (reptile)
  ...in sports: Cow tipping • Kitten hurling battle • Kraft Dinner (horse) • Rough Gay Wolf Sex • Seal Clubbing • Water Polo... With Sharks!

• Slimey: Blue-ringed octopus • Frog • Pond Whales • Salamander • Sturgeon • Uterus
  Creepy crawly • Ant • Cockroach • Lobster • Spider • Sun Bee • Wallet moth
  Other: Balloon Animals • Gazebo • Grue • Toaster • Snipes • Womp

Media

• ...in books: Did you ever lock horns with a goat? • The journey of the ugly kitten • The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy
  ...in the news: Delicious New Zealand bird... • Political extremism on the rise... • Man wakes up • Wolverine hits the big screen

• ...in science • Antbortion • An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters • Crypto-Zoology • Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters • Tapheselachophobia • Whale bones
  ...as food: • Easter Bunny • Firesheep • Frog Semen • Kittens
  

...as... huh? • Kitten Huffing

Media

• ...in film: 001 (guinea pig) • Bi-curious George (monkey) • Donner (reindeer) • Flying Purple People Eater (something) • Football Nature Documentary • Garfield (cat) • G Rated Talking Animal Movie (film) • Steve Irwin (animal grabber)

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