User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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a sysadmin who ASPLODEd Sean Connery with ineffective homotopies

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”

~ Soviet Russian guy on cows
This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life


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This user is Canadian
…and mildly smug about it!
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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About[edit | edit source]

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

Thingy Award[edit | edit source]

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

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I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

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Hee Hee[edit | edit source]

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The Best Story in the World[edit | edit source]

One day, I was huffing hoses and minding my own buisness, when Sean Connery jumped out from behind a hose and ASPLODEd me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 12 naked homotopies. Their battle cry rang out: "OMGSTFUROFL!111!!". However, a sysadmin fell from the sky and ASPLODEd my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really naked. Just then, <insert name here> steals. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the naked hose who ASPLODEd my hose! widen him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Cray approaching me. All of a sudden, my eyeball started flying towards his eyeball. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "OMGSTFUROFL!111!!" Then, I settled down huffing naked hoses. Then Sean Connery became a a president, and we all died. The End.


Go widen yourself

down with 1337!!![edit | edit source]

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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