User:Spaz

I adopted a n00b!

Let's hope this isn't a mistake O_o

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 19:51, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Info

Yes. I am here. So are you. You are wasting your time with this thing. Go away, mmk?

What? !!! You're still here? Ah well, since you're not leaving, I might as well tell you about myself. I'm a spaz, I'm weird, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I contribute to Uncyclopedia, though my homewiki is here.

I like

• Cats
• Me
• You
• Your mom
• Wikis
• Uncyclopedia
• BDSM
• Starnestommy
• HanSolo aka High Gen. Grue

I hate

• Your dad
• Furries
• Trolls
• UNKNOWNFILE

Random stuff

Bizzeebeever went down to the contradiction shop one day to abominate a white contradiction. Bizzeebeever came across a tofu that was lodged into a contradiction. Bizzeebeever tried to pull it out, but Bizzeebeever came feasting after Bizzeebeever with a tofu. Bizzeebeever hit Bizzeebeever with the tofu, but the tofu snapped in half, leaving Bizzeebeever defenseless. Bizzeebeever suffocated Bizzeebeever with the tofu, causing Bizzeebeever to suffer a massive concussion . Bizzeebeever ended up dieing because of a combination of the concussion and a tofu lodged in the heart.

After the rather tragic death of Bizzeebeever, Bizzeebeever bought a tofu. Bizzeebeever went off to abominate a white contradiction, but was assaulted by Bizzeebeever with a tofu. However, a freak contradiction feasting from out of oblivion rammed Bizzeebeever in the heart. Bizzeebeever then died of excessive contradiction. Bizzeebeever emerged victorious and had killed Bizzeebeever, but Bizzeebeever swore revenge.

Awards I have won

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

The Clorox Award Clorox pours a gallon of himself on you! Congrats! Awarded for drinking Clorox in IRC

The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands spaz this award ^_^ ! Awarded for being himself

For that lovely hug I received in IRC. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death

High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

spaz typical talk

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This page isn't finished

This page isn't done. Touch it and die though.

--Spaz 21:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)