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ZORK RANDOM: The dark prostitute

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Version 67.00RANDOM. Serial number FFFFprostitute.

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Hello, welcome to Zork Random, a complete prostitute of bananas. You are in a descript room of descript size. Obvious exits are a, b and c. There is SONIC in the corner, and WINDOWS 10 in another corner. You also have A PIKACHU in your hand.