User:Denial.of.existence/δ.ο.ε
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Welcome to Inexistence. Enjoy your stay.
δ.ο.ε | |||
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Water intoxication, underscore, and eternal life. What do they have in common? I made them. | ||
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And you know it always will be. | ||
Please donate to the δ.ο.ε fund. | |||
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. |
I am not Latin, however. | ||
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I have no more to do with Satanism then I do with the cabal. There is no cabal! | ||
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I am Emperor of Inexistence, to be exact. | ||
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This may or may not be true. | ||
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I'm pretty sure this isn't true. | ||
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Either that, or it's a disguise...you'll never know. | ||
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*Munch!* | ||
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Exactly. I know what you're thinking. | ||
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It's actually all I can afford. | ||
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It's better then Internet Explorer, from what I can tell. | ||
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Now, I'm not sure what that means... | ||
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And I'm also a ninja. Who says I can't be both? | ||
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It's already to late for you... | ||
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See, I'm more ninja then pirate. | ||
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The same thing as pirate, only different. | ||
Only at night. Watch your neck. | |||
Only when I don't get enough sleep. Which is too often. | |||
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I wouldn't say creepy... | ||
You're next. | |||
Just give me a target. And plenty of cash. I'll provide the firepower. | |||
Don't give me a reason to pull the trigger... | |||
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN |
.eurt ton ylbaborp si sihT | ||
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No seriously, there is no cabal. Now stop questioning me! | ||
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Or is it? | ||
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... | ||
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And now I have to kill you. | ||
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Only slightly mad. Oh so very slightly. | ||
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They're after me! I know they are! | ||
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Now, I wouldn't say pyro... | ||
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Have I mentioned yet that I'm untrustworthy, or is that further down this list? | ||
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That's what I want you to think! | ||
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No, you can't prove that I don't live in Area 51. | ||
Don't look, or else! | |||
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Unanimously anonymous. | ||
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Like ice. | ||
What does that even mean? | |||
I am elite, but I don't approve of 1337. (_)$(_)411Y. | |||
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Let's hope not. For your sake. | ||
I might as well have invented lazy. | |||
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!! |
I see you! | ||
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I'll finish this later. | ||
You can trust me, trust me! | |||
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I have nothing to do with the place. Besides doing most of my research there. | ||
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I just don't. | ||
NO WAI! | |||
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FREEDOM! | ||
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Nothing is my fault, ever. That's just the way things are. | ||
Indeed, I am. | |||
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Equal benefit to all. End world hunger and poverty. | ||
After all, it's only .07%... | |||
My favorite weekend activity. | |||
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Don't make me go Jihad on you! | ||
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Fear my eye beams! | ||
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I SAID FEAR! FEAR NOW! | ||
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All hail Krispy Kreme! | ||
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Whoever this BENSON dude is, I'm way better. | ||
I speak it quite fluently, actually. | |||
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It's quite despicable. | ||
Doesn't it sound so official? | |||
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Yes, it's true. Now go away. |
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