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Here at Uncyclopedia, we ~~do not~~ wish to promote the practise of driving above the designated speed limit. This of course is highly dangerous: as every good driver knows, once a car exceeds 65mph, the speed barrier is broken, causing the vehicle to explode in a fit of spontaneous combustion. However, because traffic cops are such tightwads, they are constantly on the lookout for innocent motorists who serve as potential 'speeders'. Although these motorists may be travelling at a completely reasonable speed (130mph), the typical police officer is required to pull over and fine at least fifty motorists per day in order to rake in their "quota" --- i.e., the obligatory total of drug/beer/doughnut/prostitute money the police force needs to amass in order to keep themselves adequately happy and stay in business. This, as one can imagine, is quite a hefty sum, so it is unsurprising to be pulled over by a policeman at regular intervals.

That's why we have put together this handy guide to ~~beat the feds and~~ avoid receiving those irritating speeding tickets and fines. Plus! Now ~~thickhead~~ intercontinentally friendly! (Full article...)

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May 17: Day of the Exhausted Dog

1458 - Pope Pius II declares that Spain does not exist.
1397 - The Vikings commit their most heinous crime by founding Sweden.
1865 - Abraham Lincoln turns down tickets to the Ice Capades in order to see a play
1975 - The split infinitive is invented. In protest, grammarians sets themselves on fire. NYT obit: "They died as they lived, prepared to selflessly martyr themselves for what they believed in."
1914 - Stand-up British gents die jolly-good deaths in World War I.
1982 - Pope John Paul II readmits Spain to existence, apologizes for his forepope's bigotry.
2009 - Minecraft is created by Sir Notch VII.
2012 - The word lol is finally added to the Oxford dictionary, despite numerous protests from stuffy prescriptivists like Stephen Fry.

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