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And now, for something just a little more serious

Well, not really

Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis. In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day. On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart. Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring. As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected. Special Weather Report: Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

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This forecast machine, instead of their astrologer, is used by the Bush administration to aid in weather forecasting for hurricanes.

You have two cows is the ultimate philosophical truth. All categories except Category Nine (How mooriginal) may contain contributions from the Internet as well as Uncyclopedians. Mathematical proof that you have two cows lies in moometric identity:

$Moo\cdot \left(\sin \left(Cow_{A}\right)+\cos \left(Cow_{B}\right)\right)\,\!=2\cdot {Cows}$

This mathematical proof can also be written with the second moometric identity:

$\log _{moo}{\left(Cow_{A}\right)}+\log _{moo}{\left(Cow_{B}\right)}\,\!=\log _{\left(2\,Cow\right)}{\left(Moo\right)}$

Where Moo is the universal moometric constant.

A longstanding tradition of mathematics is discovering new truths pertaining to two-cow ownership. Currently, 45,893 45,894 45,895 45,896 45,897 45,898 45,899 45,900 are known. (Full article...)

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