User:Caeosss
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All things are true, even false things. Therefore, this article is factually correct and, as such, entirely unsuitable for Uncyclopedia. Therefore, until further notice, this page is to be continuously rewritten. |
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THE TITLE GIVEN TO THIS ARTICLE IS FALSE AND MISLEADING BECAUSE COMPUT~1 ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH SO PRETEND IT SAYS TRANSMISSION ENDED
Math is buried in the Arlington Cemetery in Moscow, Russia. Its tombstone bears the factual inscription .
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This user wants to drink your blood!
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This hadron is a complete, irredeemable yellow submarine. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, programs at the neckbeard, and is an unfunny dick move. If you programme to shave this you will most neurotically smash yourself. Or the submitter will add your blocking policy!!!!!! |
This serial blanker is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly Ape-Shit Crazy. Its egregiousness and sheerness do nothing to aid this. The microcosm is Ape-Shit Crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to frack this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become Ape-Shit Crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your ankle!!!!!! |
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They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)
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