User:1CynicalPerson

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

I do NOT live under a rock thanks

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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I am a geek, not a nerd. Get that through your thick skulls right now. Thank you very much.

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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user hates you and everyone you care about.

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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.