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Sarah Michael Palin (/ˈpeɪlᵻn/ yoo-BET-cha; born February 11, 1964) is a celebrity spokesmodel of unparalleled political achievement. No other mediocre ex-governor and failed vice-presidential candidate has achieved such notoriety and influence. Because of her ability to do virtually nothing as the governor of America's least influential state, she was selected as the 2008 Republican Party nominee for the office of Vice President of the United States. As the author of a ghostwritten book and over eighty thousand insightful tweets she is regarded by conservative Republicans as an intellectual colossus.

Palin is such an experienced and well qualified politician that she has been compared to Winston Churchill, Cicero and Charles DeGaulle. Palin's spokesmen have complained about the comparison claiming it is unneighborly to put her in the same league with fictional myths. (Full article...)

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... that this in not a DYK entry?
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... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
... that Cup Stacking is a real sport? No, really.
... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?

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April 21: "We Are Totally Romans" Day (Italy)

753 BC - Rome is founded by Romulus and Remus, after building it in a day.
949 BC - A group of Romulans unable to get dates known as the Vulcans decide to leave Earth and start their own planet. (Pictured)
1350 - A Belgian man expects the Spanish Inquisition, and is promptly beaten to death.
1684 - Isaac Newton proposes the idea of "gravity", gravity skeptics float away into space.
1836 - Sam Houston gets into erotic pillow fight with Santa Anna and his sleepy Mexicans
1900 - Creamed corn is deemed just the thing to spice up that Sunday dinner.
2010 - The Spanish Inquisition expects the Spanish Inquisition, since of course they did they planned it.

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