Protected page
This article was one of the Top 10 articles of 2025

Uncyclopedia Gold

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Sorry, but this content is available only to Uncyclopedia Gold members
Welcome to Uncyclopedia,
the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
193 active editors • 40,982 articles in English

From today's featured article

Gore9.jpg

Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (allegedly born March 31, 1948) is purported to be a prominent liberal spokesperson for and inventor of global warming and environmentalism. He is portrayed by the liberal media as an author, a businessperson, former journalist, inventor of the algorithm, and recipient of a scientific prize.

According to Wikipedia, Gore has served as United States Vice President, Senator, and Representative, and has also served as a military journalist during the Vietnam War. However, despite efforts by the liberal media to prove otherwise, there is no completely irrefutable evidence that Al Gore exists. (Full article...)

Did you know...

14052009.jpg
  • ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
  • ... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
  • ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
  • ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
  • ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
  • ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"

In the news

Iran hits Tel Aviv.jpg

Ongoing: Privacy-infringing Nanny state officials enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Fallout from the Epstein FilesWar Special Combat Operation in Iran

Recent deaths: Team Canada's pride • Some nerd named Robert CarradineWarner Bros. bidding war • Neil SedakaAli Khamenei, et. al,

Undetermined: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Upcoming deaths: WeedDancin' MaduroIranMahmoud Ahmadinejad

On this day

My AP World History teacher had a copy of this poster.

March 5: Jump to the Beat of the Party Line Day (Turkey)

Picture of the day

Krusty krab tariff implementation.png
Eugene Krabs stands in awe before his establishment as Donald Trump enacts his wonderful tariffs.

Image credit: SystemPhantom
View image · Nominate new image · View all featured images

Other areas of Uncyclopedia

Sister projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia.

Uncyclopedia languages

This Uncyclopedia is written in English, supposedly. Started in 2005, it currently contains 40,982 articles. Many other parody wikis are available; some of the lamest are listed below.

BadMFninjastar.png
Cream of the Crap
This article was one of the Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2025
Top 10 articles of 2025