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From today's featured article 

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You, <insert name here> (???? – 2025) used to have a good credit score, but now you are in debt.

Debt Debt Debt.

No loaning or spending. Because you can't. You are in debt.

You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, debt boy.

And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're in debt too. (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... cluck gawk cluck cluck cluck cluck bock bock cluck cluck B`gawk? (Pictured)
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
  • ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
  • ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
  • ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
  • ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
  • ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?

In the news 

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Those poor bastards.

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 volume 2 and Spaceballs 2 • The Andrew Formerly Known as PrinceRich New Yorkers fleeing MamdanistanLarry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • The New England Patriots barely beating crappy opponents • Mike Tomlin screwing the Pittsburgh SteelersGiants fans hiding in a corner • Bears invading Tennessee

Recent deaths: YouTube player's old design • Nick MangoldJamaicaDonna GodchauxDiane LaddDick Cheney • U.S. Government shutdown (finally!) • Tatsuya NakadaiSally Kirkland • The pennyUdo KierJimmy CliffWarner Bros.

Upcoming deaths: Eurovision Song ContestDEIIran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • MSNBCDonald TrumpNYC's economy • Chiefs Kingdom's and Ravens Flock's livers and kidneys after falling to 6-7Weed67% of people trying to understand why 6 of 7 news stories mention "6-7" • The MetroCard

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