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WASHINGTON D.C. -- Horror was brought to NASA's headquarters as the north star, also known as Polaris, had suddenly vanished this night. Outcry has spread across the world, as compasses are exploding everywhere, as their only source of direction has unexpectedly disappeared. The subspecies of human known as "flat earthers" claim this as a victory against the globists, although their statements are complete and utter bullshit.

Now, for our non-space fans here, fucking shoot yourself. Why would you read an article about the North Star disappearing... if you don't know about it? But for the majority of you non-space fans who haven't shot themselves, the description of what the north star is... well, in the name. It's a star aligned perfectly north. If we get rid of it... NO MORE NORTH!

... anyways ... (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that a bomb shelter is the safest place to hide explosives?
  • ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
  • ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
  • ... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
  • ... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
  • ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?

In the news 

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"BOMBOCLAAAAAT!"

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia-Ukraine "peace talks" • ICE/Antifa clashes • Trump and Elon's couples therapy • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys • Pregnant moms taking Tylenol to give their babies "autism powers" • The Andrew Formerly Known as PrinceRepublicans and rich people fleeing NYC

Recent deaths: YouTube player's old design • the guitarist and a security guard from KISSJune LockhartNick MangoldJamaica, at the hands of Hurricane MelissaToronto Blue Jays' World Series dreams • Donna GodchauxDiane LaddDick Cheney • U.S. Government shutdown (finally!) • Tatsuya NakadaiSally Kirkland • the penny

Upcoming deaths: Eurovision Song ContestDEIIran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • MSNBCDonald Trump • Aforementioned Tylenol moms • Mark Butt-fumble's career • Coral reefsThe economy of Capitalism in NYCBills Mafia's livers and kidneys after losing horribly to the Miami DolphinsWeedStranger Things

On this day 

It takes a brobdingnagian word to describe a brobdingnagian face.

November 14: Brobdingnagian Day, Jokes That Only Work in Albanian Day (Albania)

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Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...

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