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From today's featured article 

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My dog, Buddy, is the worst. He's just terrible. Don't vote for my dog! Don't vote for this article. It shouldn't be featured on any encyclopedia. It doesn't align with our website's values. I'll explain everything...

Reasons not to vote for Buddy:

  1. He's gay.
  2. He's a yeast infected cunt.
  3. He hates America.

I don't make these kinds of remarks lightly. I have both edited enhanced photos and logic to back up my statements. I'm not saying any of the above things are bad. They aren't in an of themselves. It's just he is the most extreme radical version of all of these things and this article, under no circumstances should be featured because of it. (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... that a smiling Joe Pesci is never a good thing? (Pictured)
  • ... that Alexander isn't really that Great?
  • ... that Big Pharma wants to get you high?
  • ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
  • ... that Godot isn't coming?
  • ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
  • ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
  • ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?

In the news 

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"Cancel Netflix? If I only could!"

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 volume 2 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia-Ukraine "peace talks" • ICE raids • Trump and Elon's couples therapy • The Andrew Formerly Known as PrinceRich New Yorkers fleeing MamdanistanLarry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • The New England Patriots barely beating crappy opponents • Mike Tomlin screwing the Pittsburgh SteelersGiants fans hiding in a corner

Recent deaths: YouTube player's old design • Nick MangoldJamaicaDonna GodchauxDiane LaddDick Cheney • U.S. Government shutdown (finally!) • Tatsuya NakadaiSally Kirkland • The pennyUdo KierJimmy Cliff

Upcoming deaths: Eurovision Song ContestDEIIran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • MSNBCDonald TrumpNYC's economy • Chiefs Kingdom's livers and kidneys after realizing they will probably miss the playoffs • Weed67% of people trying to understand why 6 of 7 news stories mention "6-7"

On this day 

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Picture of the day

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Bolivian signpost featuring the latest language symbolism to aid foreign visitors.

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