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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...) Recently featured: Biffy Clyro Foreign accent syndrome CaseOh Conspiracy Theory Generator Archive · Vote for featured articles · You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google edit Designated commemoration day March 11: Stop Hitting Yourself Day (Mexico) 536 - Pope Agapetus I roasts the first Easter Bunny in what becomes a spring tradition to Christians the world over. 1876 - The Industrial revolution makes its first major breakthrough with the invention of the Steam-Powered Accordian. 1943 - Anne Frank runs out of pencil lead on her mechanical pencil, has to use pen like a barbarian. 1990 - Lithuania declares independence from the Soviet Union, kills thousands of innocent Lenin statues. 2004 - Hundreds of bucking bulls are accidentally released onto the streets of Madrid during that tomato throwing festival, carnage ensues. 2006 - Adobe Potatochop is released and quickly becomes the most popular image-editing software among people with too much time on their hands. 2012 - In accordance with ancient Mayan prophecy, space-time collapses in upon itself. Archived Anniversaries	suggest Word of day Centered text goes here. edit News Trump launches war with Iran, is given another Peace Prize (Pictured) Team USA sweeps Canada in Olympic hockey; Trump renews "51st state" banter Want to know the next big investment? CLICK HERE! (this article is not sponsored by A.I.) The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince BUSTED FOR EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS! US Department of Health declares we should all become junk food eaters GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD HAS WON AN ACTUAL SUPER BOWL! VERY NICE! Take that, Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson! Uncyclopedia servers shit themselves for two days straight Tomodachi Life sequel to be released in April Donald Trump still really, really wants Greenland Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez Ongoing: Fallout from the Epstein Files • War Special Combat Operation in Iran • Winter Paralympics • Saturn Awards • Chucky McGoo's jawline being gradually destroyed Recent deaths: Warner Bros. bidding war • Neil Sedaka • Ali Khamenei • Team Italy sled hockey • Miami Dolphins • That guy from Boston. The band, not the city. But isn't the band from the city? Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • Weed • Dancin' Maduro • Iran • Mahmoud Ahmadinejad • Atlanta Falcons Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu! Current events of UnNews news edit Did you knew... Ali sadaka ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured) ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory? ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A? …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”? ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it? ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish? ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders? ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands? Do you worry... ... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured) ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit? ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period? ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap! ... that torture is better to give than to receive? ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard? ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once? ... that midget cockpunching terrorists are a threat to the US and her allies? Read Many
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