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Καλωσήρθατε στην Ανεγκυκλοπαίδεια, την ελεύθερη εγκυκλοπαίδεια που οποιοσδήποτε μπορεί να επεξεργαστεί. Προτού αρχίσετε την επεξεργασία, παρακαλώ διαβάστε τον Οδηγό για Αρχάριους και ρίξτε μια ματιά στο ψυχολογικό μας τεστ. Πολιτική | Παιχνίδια | Υπολογιστές | People | Quaint | Coherent |
Good evening crew of the RMS Titanic. My name is Scuttlebutt, Sidney Scuttlebutt. I am the head of the exterior furniture section on this ship. My job is to provide deckchairs for the comfort of all First Class and Second Class passengers. Third Class passengers are not entitled to deckchairs so you will not need to show them how they work. This may be the Titanic's maiden voyage but I am already a professional at the art of deckchair maintenance as I have worked on the Titanic's sister ship RMS Olympic. I believe a carefully prepared deckchair with the option of a blanket and cushion is essential if travellers want to take in the cold April air of 1912. So I will now demonstrate what we do. What was that? You want to know more about the lifeboats? We can talk about that tomorrow. Those boats are to rescue people at sea, not the people here as this ship is unsinkable, made of steel that is light enough to float. There is no need to be worried. For those who really want to learn more about lifeboats, I understand Captain Smith will be holding a class tomorrow. (Full article...) Recently featured: You can vote for your favorite articles to be featured. More of the best of Uncyclopedia Selected anniversariesMarch 13: Friday the 13th
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