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White History Month, (also known as Caucasian History Month), is an annual observance for remembrance of important people and events in the history of the Caucasian diaspora. It is celebrated annually in the United States every September. Before the United States was established, Caucasians were a minority race outnumbered by Africans, Asians and even Indians; they were often negated to ghettos and inner slums in their native hometowns of Europe and the United Kingdom. The treatment of them were staggering, many of them were forced to panhandle for money because they could not find work from their black employers, many of them were also beaten up in a show of superiority from the police force of which few Caucasians were admitted. It was not until the beginning of the American revolution that the caucasians would see a massive rise in population, thus bringing them closer to their peers.
With the establishment of the United States, the Caucasians made a place for their own; however, there was a huge problem in that African masters would often venture into the United States looking for Caucasian slaves. While enslaved, they were forced to do menial labor such as harvest crops and clean up the bathrooms of said Africans and whenever said Caucasian would get out of control, they'd be whipped or much worse, killed in front of their peers. (Full article...)
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- ... that Pope Francis (Pictured) played football for Argentina?
- ... that the police are at your door?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that there is one imposter among us?
- ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
- ... that Elon Musk plots to monetarily obtain Madagascar for the industrialization of Tesla manufacturing plants, alongside having it renamed "Mada-electric-car"?
- ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
- ... that I started drowning two minutes before typing this? (Pictured)
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- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
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- ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
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 - ... that tickle fights are a common occurrence in soccer? (Pictured)
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- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
- ... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
 - ... that I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It was written by a computer?
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- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
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