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The Autoconspiracy 2000 (more commonly known as the Conspiracy Theory Generator) is a top-secret computer program built by the world's most elite historians and computer scientists for the purpose of expanding historical knowledge beyond that which would normally not be achievable by humans. The goal of the program is to map out and eventually solve every historical uncertainty by "Exploring the Infinite Chronoscape" as the program's metadata puts it.
Early versions of the Autoconspiracy can be traced back to prehistoric times, where archaeological records show evidence of some particularly clever cavemen who had studied the natural patterns of moss and of mud to explain the origins of organic material. More refined methods of discovering hidden truths came later, culminating with the final Autoconspiracy version, Autoconspiracy 2000 c. 2000. (Full article...)
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- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... that you've just lost the game?
- ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?
- ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)
- ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
- ... that in 1933, the US Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's?
- ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It was written by a computer?

- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that the White House is really off-white?
- ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
- ... that not all of Ukraine is Russia, though Russia can't seem to tell?

- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
- ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
- ... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
- ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
- ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
- ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
- ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... Donald Trump? More like... Donald Gay! Hah, gottem!
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