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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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- ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
- ... that the life of Jesus Christ contains many allusions to Superman?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
- ... the IRS is asking what's love got to do with your taxes?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?
- ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?


- ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that this sentence is incomple
- ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
- ... that it takes a man about thirty-four months to cross the Atlantic ocean on a turtle?
- ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
- ... that you can meet all sorts of interesting people when you're drunk? (Pictured)
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
- ... that the only way to survive a massive nuclear blast is to crouch underneath your desk?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
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Chuck Norris didn't die, Death got Chuck Norris'd.
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