Garlic bread adventure!
You feel an emptiness inside you, a deep pit in your soul that nothing man-made can fill. How many years has it been since you felt her hair running through your fingers?
None of that matters. The only thing that makes you happy now is garlic bread. You know it’s bad for your health, and you know it smells like the underpants of a sweaty Gondola rower, but you can’t help yourself.
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- ... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)
- ... that Wikipedia contains millions of articles written by countless anonymous contributors? (Pictured)
- ... that cabbages are not to be trifled with? (Pictured)
- ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
- ... that there is a simple, easy solution to the fact that you cannot understand the foreigners who are sitting next to you?
- ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
- ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?
- ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
- ... God doesn't appreciate those who smoke?
- ... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
- ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
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0N 7HI5 D4Y...
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