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Orchids are a special family of temptress flowers that bloom around June, totally unlike conservative flowers with upstanding morals and family values. They have delicate bodies, slim stems, and deep orifices, with small follicles emanating from their lower inner region that open up once every 28 days or so to emit a rather fishy yet surprisingly fragrant scent in order to attract insects, which will invade their insides to help pollinate them.
Orchids are considered to be some of the most scrumptious flowers in the plant kingdom, and they are also utterly insatiable. No amount of pollination is enough. Whereas almost all other flowers would be satisfied with one insect pollinator per day, for Orchids, no amount of frequent diverse visitors is enough. They are so good at seduction, bumble bees are known to fight one another to the death in their attempt to mount the stamens of orchids and destroy their tall slender legs in the process. Only the strongest bees with the most cunning, deceptive, and charismatic qualities are able to beat other bees during the frenzied orchid mating season. (Full article...)
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- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
- ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
- ... that the police are at your door?
- ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that other people can prevent forest fires too?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
- ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?

- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
- ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
- ... that your fly is unzipped?
- ... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that although the effects of alternative medicine are difficult to separate from a placebo, dumb hippies are easy to separate from their money?


- ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
- ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it?
- ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.

- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*
- ... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
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