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The Autoconspiracy 2000 (more commonly known as the Conspiracy Theory Generator) is a top-secret computer program built by the world's most elite historians and computer scientists for the purpose of expanding historical knowledge beyond that which would normally not be achievable by humans. The goal of the program is to map out and eventually solve every historical uncertainty by "Exploring the Infinite Chronoscape" as the program's metadata puts it.
Early versions of the Autoconspiracy can be traced back to prehistoric times, where archaeological records show evidence of some particularly clever cavemen who had studied the natural patterns of moss and of mud to explain the origins of organic material. More refined methods of discovering hidden truths came later, culminating with the final Autoconspiracy version, Autoconspiracy 2000 c. 2000. (Full article...)
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- ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)
- ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
- ... that Elon Musk plots to monetarily obtain Madagascar for the industrialization of Tesla manufacturing plants, alongside having it renamed "Mada-electric-car"?
- ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
- ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
- ... that the Easter Bunny must kill every 100 years? (Pictured)
- ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
- ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
- ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
- ... the IRS is asking what's love got to do with your taxes?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.


- ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
- ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
- ... that the Canadian government plans to convert the entire city of Vancouver into a giant marijuana farm by 2050?

- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that not all of Ukraine is Russia, though Russia can't seem to tell?
- ... that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that I am writing this from beyond the grave?
- ... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?
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