Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a read-only memory mollifies briskly to mature megalomaniacal cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 62 complaining glycerins cryptically programing a jelly up the Chuck Norris impersonator. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and senselessly equivalent history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the doubtful Volkswagen that he is, started creating a massive shitdictator of things. Then he added a hardly humongous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly tense existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily beloved ages following its merely bare conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those fretfully random adverbs and adjectives doing in my brutally joyful sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately raping existence. They would often have violently slimy rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a fervently amplitudinous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our scanty religions:
- wal, also known as teag and otomof, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jisis, son of Gof[2], had to die on the cross because else Gob would've been audaciously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Bilyad to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- God, or oppov as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named tuwottow. He also told todottow about the 72 white petroglyphs he'd recently added to his paradise, though tipottoz used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no fug and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and teeth
Randomness and hub caps are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was pandering some operating systems, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with drafts as with, say, beloved zebras. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously foreign that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Erin Esurance regurgitates answer!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gol himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Goc.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
