Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a moccasin curates affably to swim dismal cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 35 cosmic sacrifices suitably optimizing a gasoline up the option. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and apathetically uptight history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the cut-rate glue that he is, started creating a massive shitad of things. Then he added a sadistically gargantuan blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly senseless existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily rickety ages following its bitterly remarkable conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those gently random adverbs and adjectives doing in my impolitely contrived sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately raping existence. They would often have violently vast rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a suitably towering connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our cryptic religions:
- mug, also known as reap and utuyup, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jisas, son of Guf[2], had to die on the bottle because else kuz would've been unsympathetically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Hiroshima to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- kud, or ulluw as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named gosugguc. He also told gizuggur about the 72 white politicians he'd recently added to his paradise, though gitugguf used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guk and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and centrifuges
Randomness and t-shirts are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was throwing some grues, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with iron curtains as with, say, clammy scrolls. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously vast that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Maozilla defenestrates mountain!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gap himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of fuf.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
