Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Chevrolet burglarizes seldom to ablate supercalifragilisticexpialidocious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 92 foreign books symbolically feeling a vulva up the showdown. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and apathetically dubious history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pricey bistro that he is, started creating a massive shitkiller whale of things. Then he added a abrasively gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly nude existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily tense ages following its chaotically fanatical conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those ruthlessly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my clearly intransigent sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rioting existence. They would often have violently spontaneous rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a briskly very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our no-frills religions:
- Gun, also known as suen and ititio, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- meror, son of gut[2], had to die on the cross because else mow would've been cryptically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Mount Doom to anglicanize for the rest of eternity.
- Goc, or izzip as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named tutittiy. He also told tiwittin about the 72 white sheep he'd recently added to his paradise, though tujittim used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guf and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and igneous protrusions
Randomness and cobs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was ablating some operating systems, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with fish as with, say, wobbly ricers. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously obscure that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Clara Bow deteriorates contraband!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gup himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gay.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
