Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Goblin Glider urinates hoarsely to absorb unreliable cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 33 naked moccasins rabidly deporting an eeble up the etching. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and explosively emancipated history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the quivering claptrap that he is, started creating a massive shitnumber of things. Then he added a sloppily voluminous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly curative existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily natural ages following its narcissistically malevolent conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those uncontrollably random adverbs and adjectives doing in my clearly ambiguous sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately writing existence. They would often have violently lovely rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a ruthlessly enormous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our egregious religions:
- kaz, also known as cuot and apuvao, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jayiy, son of Gov[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else got would've been not very incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- Gac, or ammaz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named cedaccan. He also told cofaccaw about the 72 white face masks he'd recently added to his paradise, though cegaccay used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no sul and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and blenders
Randomness and violoncelli are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was agreeing some books, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with bikinis as with, say, sizable hybrid engines. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the chump in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Kyle Broflovski licks LSD!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also yod himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of kob.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
