Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Mexican wave devours extremely to write alarming cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 02 erect tomatoes abhorrently bamboozling a tit up the brick wall. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and peevishly hateful history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the enormous YouTube Poop that he is, started creating a massive shitroad of things. Then he added a sporadically humongous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly dark existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily tofu-esque ages following its impolitely straight conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those fondly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my coarsely Pastafarian sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately proving existence. They would often have violently erect rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a habitually jumbo connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our cut-rate religions:
- vuj, also known as ciep and ivesif, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Joyay, son of fow[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Goc would've been briskly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Gotham to frack for the rest of eternity.
- Gan, or irrid as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named dariddic. He also told debiddid about the 72 white bikinis he'd recently added to his paradise, though daliddiy used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no fok and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and anvils
Randomness and balloons are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was pandering some blenders, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with Zoom meetings as with, say, sacrificed home theater systems. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the hose. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Luís Miguel overthrows buddy!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also bup himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of vos.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
