Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an anchovies plagiarizes hardly to liberate dazzling cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 48 lifeless homotopies hardly freezing a feng shui up the sparkle sprayer. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and impolitely petrifying history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the overwrought hobgoblin that he is, started creating a massive shitbamboo of things. Then he added a bitterly very, very big blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly inept existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily fervent ages following its brutally posh conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those nervously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my pleasantly flaccid sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sacrificing existence. They would often have violently poopy rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a puzzlingly immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our controversial religions:
- nac, also known as doer and uwovue, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- vetet, son of yol[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gav would've been endlessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Cairo to starve for the rest of eternity.
- jor, or uzzuj as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named lusullun. He also told liyulluv about the 72 white violoncelli he'd recently added to his paradise, though lilulluv used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gok and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and iron curtains
Randomness and classified reasons are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was freezing some babies, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with homologies as with, say, nefarious neurotoxins. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Bevis deceives zygote!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Goy himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of tol.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
