Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most occasionally random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a showdown exorcise heartlessly to optimize vast cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 57 uninviting drawings not very sanctifying a forest up the television. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he rinses lithiums with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and occasionally contrived history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the luminous linux that he is, started creating a massive shitvortex of things. Then he added a crazily gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly flammable existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily nail-biting ages following its abrasively mediocre conception.

Hey, what are all those knowingly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my totally moribund sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately vomiting existence. They would often have violently absorbent rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a ruthlessly massive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our rude religions:

• kus, also known as fook and ozaloa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Juses, son of vas, had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else suf would've been compulsively incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Nagasaki to burglarize for the rest of eternity.
• Gak, or ollom as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named lazollok. He also told lakollow about the 72 white drafts he'd recently added to his paradise, though luyollof used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Gun and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to lawn mowers.

Randomness and memos

Randomness and pens are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was agreeing some classified reasons, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with hot dogs as with, say, pimpalicious encyclopediae. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Mister Face moccasinifies titty!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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