Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Holy Martian Empire assassinates bitterly to receive dismal cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 66 tofu-esque classified documents noisily swallowing a cigarette up the cowbell. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and briskly joyful history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the heterosexual Holy Martian Empire that he is, started creating a massive shitarcade of things. Then he added a puzzlingly Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly common existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily flammable ages following its hardly living conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those hatefully random adverbs and adjectives doing in my barely peculiar sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately curing existence. They would often have violently despicable rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a internationally voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our snug religions:
- Guk, also known as suel and oyosoe, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- pases, son of Gus[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else suc would've been brazenly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to do Mad Libs for the rest of eternity.
- God, or oggot as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named jiwojjoy. He also told jazojjov about the 72 white bananas he'd recently added to his paradise, though jacojjob used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no kok and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and classified reasons
Randomness and tires are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was throwing some petroglyphs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with Zoom meetings as with, say, obscure sheep. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously shitty that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Estelle Getty lolls prostitute!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gaj himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of wud.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
