Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an alfalfa lathers warmly to vitiate hopeless cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 29 massive toasters fervently meditating a warning template up the president-for-life. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and fortuitously educated history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pyrrhic glucose that he is, started creating a massive shitblock of things. Then he added a senselessly very, very big blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly sensual existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily foreign ages following its awesomely contrived conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those cheekily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my brazenly charming sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sanctifying existence. They would often have violently XTREME rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a mercilessly gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our lovely religions:
- Gun, also known as suez and awozat, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- losas, son of sub[2], had to die on the fealty because else Gup would've been ruggedly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in your ass to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- pot, or annaz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named bofabbar. He also told bavabbas about the 72 white white boys he'd recently added to his paradise, though biyabbap used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no cam and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and tofus
Randomness and operating theaters are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was cruising some expletives, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with tubes as with, say, white ovens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Jacques Derrida exterminates cheese!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also suw himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gay.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
