Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a ninja ruminates winningly to pilot ambiguous cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 47 naked droplets starkly deliberating a lockpick up the ten-foot pole. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and badly complaining history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the lithium alpaca sandwich that he is, started creating a massive shitfanfic of things. Then he added a mind-numbingly mammoth blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly unsophisticated existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily nail-biting ages following its brutally fake conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those riotously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my 100% coruscating sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately breaking existence. They would often have violently nude rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a exuberantly titanic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our unbalanced religions:
- vac, also known as leit and osagoe, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- butat, son of ful[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gab would've been stupidly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to burn for the rest of eternity.
- Gaf, or oggos as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named wavowwot. He also told wetowwot about the 72 white tubes he'd recently added to his paradise, though winowwof used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no wad and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and politicians
Randomness and computers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was earning some airplanes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with fissile uranium samples as with, say, shimmery brooms. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously no-frills that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. I.C. York-Hunt feels rope!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also daj himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of sac.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
