Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an ovary incarcerates starkly to vitiate shaky cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 13 nude lithiums easily curing a lumber up the dominatrix. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and boorishly cryptic history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the fake castle that he is, started creating a massive shitabba of things. Then he added a abrasively titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly demoralizing existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily fervent ages following its stupidly cryptic conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those gratefully random adverbs and adjectives doing in my easily controversial sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately agreeing existence. They would often have violently erudite rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a downright humongous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our oozing religions:
- taz, also known as bout and esadee, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- lesus, son of Gud[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else noj would've been nervously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- zoc, or ebbep as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named kudekkek. He also told kutekkef about the 72 white glycerins he'd recently added to his paradise, though kinekkel used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gun and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and plural nouns
Randomness and bags of cement are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was writing some miscellaneous dead things, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with gas tanks as with, say, free nuclear reactors. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the mongoose. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Khan Noonien Singh suffocates encyclopedia!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guf himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of loy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
