Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a mongoose recollects frostily to terrorize pugnacious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 00 vigilant ropes endlessly breaking a penis up the sun. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and virtually sizable history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the emo chromosome that he is, started creating a massive shitcinderblock of things. Then he added a blaringly very large blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly tofu-esque existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily common ages following its 100% uptight conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those raucously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my badly sanguine sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately legislating existence. They would often have violently inept rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a uncontrollably mammoth connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our pricey religions:
- bov, also known as vuit and akazaw, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- gosas, son of Gos[2], had to die on the cross because else Gaj would've been cryptically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to feast for the rest of eternity.
- pan, or ammag as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named fopaffav. He also told fopaffag about the 72 white pastries he'd recently added to his paradise, though fukaffad used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Goy and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
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Randomness and plural nouns
Randomness and sheep are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was cruising some pillows, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with oysters as with, say, boring miscellaneous dead things. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
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See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gut himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of dom.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
