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Garlic bread adventure!

You feel an emptiness inside you, a deep pit in your soul that nothing man-made can fill. How many years has it been since you felt her hair running through your fingers?

None of that matters. The only thing that makes you happy now is garlic bread. You know it’s bad for your health, and you know it smells like the underpants of a sweaty Gondola rower, but you can’t help yourself.

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Did you know... 

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  • ... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)
  • ... that the White House is really off-white?
  • ... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
  • ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
  • ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
  • ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
  • ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
  • ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?

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Water? You mean like from the toilet?

March 22: World Water Day

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The Great Wave Off Fukushima
 Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan.

The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823, 1930, 2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai.

The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi."
Image credit: MeepStarLives
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