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Alice Springs, Northern Territory, Australia;

John Biasedreporter: We're here in Alice Springs with Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton, who says her baby was eaten by a dingo earlier this morning. Lindy?

Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton: I was out on that big-ass rock out near Alice Springs when this damn dingo ate my baby!

John: A dingo, you say?

Lindy: They look all cute from a distance, but they're savage! They should be hunted to extinction, then thrown on the barbie with some shrimp! They're all monstehs! They would probably be delicious with vegemite! Now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot! (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
  • ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
  • ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
  • ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
  • ... that you should accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, today!
  • ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
  • ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
  • ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?

In the news 

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Free bus passes and shawarma for everyone! Until the money runs out..

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia-Ukraine "peace talks" • ICE/Antifa clashes • Trump and Elon's couples therapy • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys • Pregnant moms taking Tylenol to give their babies "autism powers" • Democrats and Republicans throwing hissy fits in D.C. • The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince • Republicans and rich people fleeing NYC

Recent deaths: Charlie KirkRobert RedfordU.S. Federal GovernmentJane GoodallDiane KeatonGaza WarDrew StruzanWindows 10D'AngeloYouTube player's old design • A guitarist and a security guard from KISSJune LockhartNick MangoldJamaica, at the hands of Hurricane Melissa • Toronto Blue Jays' World Series dreams • Donna GodchauxDiane LaddDick Cheney

Upcoming deaths: DEIIran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • MSNBCDonald Trump • Aforementioned Tylenol moms • Mark Butt-fumble's career• Coral reefsCapitalism in NYC • Blue Jays fans' livers and kidneys

On this day 

November 6: Rickroll Day
  • 1962 - Rick Astley born (homosexual).
  • 1987 - Astley robs a bank and finds himself involved in hopeless gunfight but vows never to give up. Has idea for song.
  • 2007 - the first recorded Rickroll amuses internet uses for 15-20 minutes.
  • 2010 - the last recorded Rickroll, performed by your dad.
  • 2025 - Kids these days. Don't even know what a Rickroll is.

Picture of the day

Hand Grenade
The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you.

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